What’s the Mata with you?!

I make music your parents will love.

[What’s the Mata with you?! @DylanMata20]

All our shows are secret shows…

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

They'll always align to censor us and divide us

[What’s the Mata with you?! @DylanMata20]

NFL is rigged

[What’s the Mata with you?! @DylanMata20]

35 is brutal when you’re pulling over loaded trailer

[What’s the Mata with you?! @DylanMata20]

Astros need to get their shit together! That was disgusting to watch!

[Silverada @silveradamusic]

Has anyone asked Buddy Jackson from the road crew to fill in for Morgan Wallen yet?

[What’s the Mata with you?! @DylanMata20]

Fart and blame it on the dog.

[The Kelly Clarkson Show @KellyClarksonTV]

🙌 @49Winchester Performs 'Annabel' On The Kelly Clarkson Show!

[What’s the Mata with you?! @DylanMata20]

My baby made banana nut bread… Shits so fucking good I jizzed in my pants.

[What’s the Mata with you?! @DylanMata20]

Why does everything have to happen when I gotta shit?!

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Fighting the urge to start dipping again. Shit was so good.

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Today I found myself appreciating the breading on Pop-tarts… Is this part of growing up?!

[Vandoliers @vandoliers]

You can still crowd surf at the restaurant gigs when you’re as badass as @themoonpies

[What’s the Mata with you?! @DylanMata20]

Yes Boomhauer, yes it is!

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“Old enough to know better, too young to quit!”

[Galleywinter @galleywinter]

REK went home last night.

Photo and setlist credit @jcrutchmer

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Was thinking about the movie “Happy Feet” recently and man those were some horny ass penguins.

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I have fully accepted that I am Nick Miller.

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My man never sleeps!

[Galleywinter @galleywinter]

When in doubt, always be John Daly.