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[DGM 🇪🇸-🇨🇲 @DylanMbondo]

Olise noooon faut qu’on en parle merde

[DGM 🇪🇸-🇨🇲 @DylanMbondo]

🤣🤣🤣

[𝓐𝔂𝓪 💗🌸 @AyaSansFiltre]

Quand t’es adulte, on dirait que tes seules joies c’est la paye, les siestes et les jours fériés.

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

My grandfather said he’d never move into a retirement home.
He said, “Too expensive… and the food tastes like someone boiled sadness.”

Instead, he checked into a beachfront hotel.
We asked, “Grandpa, isn’t that even more expensive?”

He smiled and said, “Not really.
At the retirement home, I’d pay $200 a day for cold meatloaf and no visitors.
But here? For $150 a day, I get ocean views, room service, fresh towels, a pool…
…and suddenly all my grandkids remember I exist every weekend.”

Then he leaned back in his chair and delivered the final line like a mob boss:
“And if I die in the hotel lobby, the manager will actually look disappointed.
But at the nursing home? They just call it Tuesday.”

[👻Mansa3.1 @_Mansa31]

Ça pue sa mère 😭😭😭

[Iceberg Slim 🇨🇩 @slimfromthe6__]

Bro a le swag à Fatal Bazooka et personne dit rien

[Iceberg Slim 🇨🇩 @slimfromthe6__]

🚨EXCLU : voici le message que Macron aurait envoyé à l’actrice iranienne

[Tchouameninga @Tchouamevingaa]

The Real Madrid dressing room has been fighting amongst themselves for a week

Meanwhile, Mbappe, who finally has a girlfriend without a dick:

[Lion @LionInCrisis]

Fiber, I was constipated

[𝙔𝙊𝙎𝙆𝙊🇨🇮🦉 @Yonihno7]

Les nouveaux billets de 20€ 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🥴🤣🤣😂🤣

[7𝙈𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙘𝙝 @slime9kx]

Prend mes 🙏🏾€ et va faire le plein

[Chino🇴🇲 @Chino60269]

On est sur l’un des plus grand arc de l’histoire de ce réseau merci pour tout

[Iceberg Slim 🇨🇩 @slimfromthe6__]

Ça c’est quand tu veux retirer de l’argent haram au distributeur 🤣🤣🤣

[AlertesInfos @AlertesInfos]

🇫🇷 ALERTE INFO | Jean-Luc Mélenchon est candidat à l’élection présidentielle de 2027.

[GILBERT BURNS DURINHO @GilbertDurinho]

It was great 12 years 25 fights 5 main events!
Thanks @ufc and all the fans! 🙌🏾🙌🏾

[DGM 🇪🇸-🇨🇲 @DylanMbondo]

@J_Bardella Et le visa Schengen du coup? Espèce de debile

[ᎡᏟᎠ ᎬՏᏢᎪΝᎽϴᏞ ϴᏞᎠ ՏᏟᎻϴϴᏞ @OldRcd]

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