DylanMinJaro

Never had to whip a brick but I get the gist

[Kilgore Trout (Polka king of the Southeast) @KilgoreOfTrout]

IF YOURE IN LINE AT ARBYS RIGHT NOW STAY IN LINE DONT LEAVE THEY LEGALLY HAVE TO GIVE YOU A BEEF AND CHEDDAR PER THE CONSTITUTION KNOW YOUR RIGHTS 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

[DylanMinJaro @DylanMinJaro]

@Cruzin249 @hasanthehun Stealing George Lopez’s fit from Sharkboy and Lavagirl?

[DylanMinJaro @DylanMinJaro]

@hasanthehun No idea how he didn’t sweep the primary with this one

[Danny Goodwin @dannywgoodwin]

What if Pam Bondi’s husband has even bigger tits

[Catty @CatWomaniya]

Americans watching their tax dollars being used to bomb Iran while they set up a GoFundMe account for insulin.

[Krystal Ball @krystalball]

Genuinely Zohran is a political genius.

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

Once you've fought the predator you you understand the gravity of these things

[kd🚀 @mercsogyny]

Bad Bunny dissed ice and put 200 bad bitches on the stage this is what it’s about

[corb @awshuqs]

Patriots lose AND Mitch McConnell died

[Mads @europemaxxed]

call it. on god.

[DylanMinJaro @DylanMinJaro]

@LeVeonBell McDonalds removed their prices and the dedicated value menu

[Isaac @GalaxyPeaBrain]

War update:

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

gaslighting someone on accident because i have a bad memory

[DylanMinJaro @DylanMinJaro]

Like looking down the barrels of a Venator #ArcRaiders

[Put Steve Tasker in the Hall of Fame @HOFSteveTasker]

Everytime Harrison Butker misses a field goal a woman gets her PHD.