Dylan M Parody

I was living a normal life with my sister Maggie and my mum and dad but my mum died and my dad bought a zoo I moved to be with my aunt @geckofaith No Dms

[Dylan M Parody @Dylanmparody]

@GeckoFaith #Dylan #OmniverseRpg

[Dylan M Parody @Dylanmparody]

I was sat eating breakfast with my lil monkey Maggie when she was acting all excited we had just lost mom and I was curious to what she was excited about I said what’s up monkey she grinned we bought a zoo I then was feeling angry no Dad don’t I get a say what we do

[Dylan M Parody @Dylanmparody]

@GeckoFaith More monkey Maggie goes you never forgot then she replied never my lil Maggie I looked at aunt faith wow you’ve changed she goes ditto munchkin my dad said hi and hugged her she goes il look after him Ben don’t worry he goes I know and we set off .

[Logan the wolverine parody @ParodyWolverine]

When Kirby asked me what we wanted can I get a burger fries and a shake buffy said make it two. I smiled and held her hand I'm glad I came here beautiful I am too handsome she said warmly . Just Kirby brought our food to us.

[Logan the wolverine parody @ParodyWolverine]

As we got to the restaurant we saw blonde wiping down the counter. B she smiled and came out of the kitchen and hugged my slayer. Who's your eye candy b which made me blush. Kirby this is Logan , Logan meet Eric's wife Kirby the wolverine is home my husband said you'd be coming.

[Logan the wolverine parody @ParodyWolverine]

My name is Logan but everyone calls me the wolverine. I said ahh the chosen one your famous even amongst mutants you fancy a drink and some dinner beautiful she said sure. thing can I call you my Wolfie I laughed yes you can my slayer.

[Logan the wolverine parody @ParodyWolverine]

After my cousin @GeckoFaith explained to me that Tessa bear is what she called Eric's granddaughter I chuckled makes sense. After our talk I ran into a beautiful woman who was tough but gentle she introduced herself as @summerslayer2 and asked faithy who I was she said that I was

[BuffySummers @summerslayer2]

@ThecrowRp1 @GeckoFaith #BTVS #Writerslift #WritingCommunity #OmniverseRpg

[BuffySummers @summerslayer2]

@ThecrowRp1 @GeckoFaith Ahhh the chosen one your a legend amongst the mutants my names Logan but everyone else calls me wolverine I smiled pleasure meeting you handsome or can I call you my wolfie he goes you sure can my slayer do you fancy dinner and a drink gorgeous to which I replied why yes I do .

[BuffySummers @summerslayer2]

Well I was on patrol and I saw my brother @ThecrowRp1 and sister @GeckoFaith talking to this guy he called my sister faithy I had to ask who he was she introduced him as Logan and yes he’s handsome in a rugged way makes a change from the ones I’ve dated I said who I was

[BuffySummers @summerslayer2]

I’m here to hunt vampires but not the ones who live here blade and Jane who was once part of the volturi clan she is here now so isn’t a threat to humans her thirst for blood is not as strong and blade controls his hunger I’m pretty sure him and Jane are together pretty cool eh .

[BuffySummers @summerslayer2]

They call me the chosen one the one all the things that go bump in the night fear yes I’m a vampire slayer the one they call buffy I am also the sister of Eric and faith they are always there for me I came here for a fresh start but I don’t forget I have a job to do

[Janevolturiparo @janevolturiparo]

#Jane #Writerslift #WritingCommunity #OmniverseRpg

[Janevolturiparo @janevolturiparo]

We went back home I laughed to think he thought we would be scared of him I’m not scared of no man he hugged me and that’s why I love you my lady you show no fear and that’s what draws me to you now we can have our date he took me to the beach and we watched the fireworks.

[Janevolturiparo @janevolturiparo]

Ground you can’t kill me between you both i scowled finish him my daywalker and he grinned this might hurt a bit he took his head clean off some motherfuckers like to try skating uphill I kissed my dark night and they need to fear us my blade he goes too right my lady Jane .

[Janevolturiparo @janevolturiparo]

We continued our hunt that’s when the air got dark and cold it lead us to count draculas lair a voltouri with a half breed this is heracy he scowled my dark night goes back your a disgrace to your heritage you bloodsucking freak I stood there and I went pain he crumpled to the