Dylan Payant

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

[Cute Hairstyles ღ @CuteHairstyIes]

I take super hot showers because I like to practice burning in hell.

[Dylan Payant @DylanPayant]

Two day hangover..... Yep

[Dylan Payant @DylanPayant]

Wow I'm an idiot

[Dylan Payant @DylanPayant]

Could be the best song ever

[Ryan Ewald @ewald_19]

“@WonkaTweets: Everyone Knows a Fag Named Zach” @ZacBrochu_18

[Dylan Payant @DylanPayant]

I got soul but I'm not a soldier

[Dylan Payant @DylanPayant]

If I had a quarter every time I thought about you, I'd be a multi-millionaire

[Cute Hairstyles ღ @CuteHairstyIes]

Nobody got friendzoned harder than Forest Gump

[Dylan Payant @DylanPayant]

Sometimes getting pointlessly drunk if better then sitting alone with your thoughts

[Dylan Payant @DylanPayant]

It's amazing how alone one can feel in such a populated planet #ithinkivegonesoft

[Dylan Payant @DylanPayant]

Life is an infinite puzzle, no matter how many pieces fit together there are still more that need to be solved

[Dylan Payant @DylanPayant]

Sometimes you just gotta go for it otherwise you just miss out

[Dylan Payant @DylanPayant]

boxer watermelon beer, adding a bad taste to good fruit

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

I don’t exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I’d drink it.

[breanne harland @brebrecheese]

My tolerance for people today is zero #hateannoyingppl

[Dylan Payant @DylanPayant]

People's egos really have gotten to a real problem! I mean common get over it sweetheart!

[Dylan Payant @DylanPayant]

Killswitch Engage and Lamb of God in November? In Edmonton? I think so!