Dylan Purser

i make drum and bass music you can sing to
i don't really use this app

[Dylan Purser @DylanPurser]

I Don’t Wanna is out everywhere NOW! Hope you all enjoy this one 🤍

https://t.co/YGnUPf2AUp

[🍒 Cherries FM 🍒 @Cherries_FM]

Cool, now tell me which party is the most popular.

[em ✨ @awfulcuppa]

couldn't do that on a uk plug, get fucked buzz

[Dylan Purser @DylanPurser]

is justin bieber still relevant guys?

[Dylan Purser @DylanPurser]

they’ve made the trafford centre more posh because what do you mean I’m pissing into a golf hole???

[Dylan Purser @DylanPurser]

@kitoharaa the return of emon inbound lets fucking gooooo

[jess 💚 @jessasstrophe]

yeah but zack polanski did his big shop at waitrose the other day

[Reuben @Reublint0n]

I have a theory that not a single reform supporter understands how elections work

[Tom Jamieson @jamiesont]

Keir Starmer has been a disappointment, but anyone calling him 'Britain's Worst Ever Prime Minister' in a world where Liz Truss & Boris Johnson exist must have been kicked in the head by a horse

[Josh @JoshAlexCairo]

The UK public celebrates a genuine national treasure on his centenary, which coincides with a landslide of council votes for a political party that rejects net zero, wants to defund the institutions that Attenborough's life has enriched, and doesn't care about nature. Go figure.

[charley 🏳️‍⚧️ @charleybollard]

counting or not counting naan violence?

[maj0ra @tgirlvampire]

watching life becoming inaccessible for the average person in real time

[Dylan Purser @DylanPurser]

like just MAKE THE FARES CHEAPER for everyone guys it is literally that easy rather than making another fucking railcard

[Dylan Purser @DylanPurser]

The solution to this problem is RIGHT THERE yet you still got it wrong…???

[Chris Hinchliff MP @CHinchliffMP]

I’m campaigning for a Great British Railcard.

Private firms fleeced us for years - just to get to work, appointments or see loved ones.

Public ownership must end the rail rip-off.

You can get a railcard like this 👇 (but smaller) if Ministers back my plan for cheaper fares.

[aus 🐞 @yeahprobablyy]

For anyone curious i now have 6 train miis. thameslink & metropolitan line have crushes on eachother and the DLR has a crush on avanti west coast. What the fuck is going on

[Dylan Purser @DylanPurser]

yes I know it took almost 90seconds I’m on a phone

[Dylan Purser @DylanPurser]

i raise you one further

[HalloWezz 🎃 @ikbenwezz]

He has risen! Happy Easter!

[Chim @CoachChim]

UK is a strange place. Bob Vylan is blacklisted pretty much everywhere whilst Kanye West who rocked diamond swastikas and made a song with a video called Heil Hitler….aaaaaand said slavery was a choice gets welcomed to wireless with open arms. All strange

[Dylan Purser @DylanPurser]

calm down timmy trumpet

[masterart ★ @masterartmusic]

this plugin is so fucking weird but i like it
#flstudio