Dylan.Rabold

Licensed thrower of shade, Korean skincare advocate, #lgbt #loveyourself #loveeveryone

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I just wrote a review on https://t.co/2z3Y7s3jrK via @yotpo

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I just wrote a review on https://t.co/CLxRvcd3DT via @yotpo

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@ShitTuckeySayss First of all, Christina was sober.

Secondly,.....

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@AlwaysAButt This video has more tools than Craftsman.

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@ShitTuckeySayss #shroudofturin

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Putting calming images in your #bathroom makes going easier. There’s science to back that shit up. #puns #wit

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@kimmyifuplease @ThomasT2812 @livingforjc My composition prof told me ‘whom’ is no longer required for use to be grammatically correct. You could have said ‘who & who’ and you’d have still beeen grammatically correct. Don’t be worrysome. It’s Twitter not the SATs. All of you are rockstars regardless of which you use.

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I feel like my future in-laws just ruined the #toothfairy for my 5-year old niece and I’m kinda pissed about it. @ShitTuckeySayss

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If I were an ice cream flavor I’d be #horchata

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My boyfriend just accidentally punched me in the ear getting into bed and then drooled in my hair while apologizing. #freshlypierced #iminaromcom @ShitTuckeySayss

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@ShitTuckeySayss Yes. It’s sooooo hilarious that I, have to discipline your sisters kids because she’s too much of a puss to do it herself. If laying down the hammer on two girls that have been picking at each other all day to have some peace at home constitutes a breakdown, then so be it.

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@ShitTuckeySayss I’ve the one finally trained with a snap of my fingers and a stern stare.

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@ShitTuckeySayss Ewwww bisshhhh I cant help that I want to save money.

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If I ever went to church I’d need a hat this fabulous!

[CNN @CNN]

Royal Ascot is a show of hats as much as a horse race. Here are the most extraordinary from this year: https://t.co/GJZCu3SEPK

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@AlwaysAButt You need a bigger belt buckle!!!!

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Because when you feel #beautiful you #shine

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@AlwaysAButt Shame on us gays for making some straights feel so alienated. #imfired

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I bet Pennsylvania’s smells like cow poop! #heyfrompa

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This candle company makes scents inspired by places. This is his Ohio candle. Fuck lmao

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@Davebergman80 WOOOOWWWWW! I can’t believe they pulled that bullshit and bullshit is exactly what it is. “Lied on an application 2 years ago”??? That’s a crock of shit if I ever heard one. I’d be filing and fight them at a hearing for unemployment if need be. Sorry bro!

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They say the number one reason people quit there job is poor management. How many managers quit because of their whiny staff? #needanewjob