dylan ?

all shits & no giggles

[dylan ? @DylanRobischon]

ok i take it all back we need less DJs im not able to see a doctor until October 🤦

[dylan ? @DylanRobischon]

shoot him with a gun

[Kristof @CoastalFuturist]

This guy approaches you at a party in San Francisco, says he wants to do psychedelics, listen to Bob Dylan, and build an operating system with you in his garage.

What do you do?

[dylan ? @DylanRobischon]

boy, the girlcott

[dylan ? @DylanRobischon]

Kraeyshawn and lil debbie

[Redd @ReddCinema]

A thread of celebrities that share the same face 🧵

1. Jeremy Allen White & Gene Wilder

[dylan ? @DylanRobischon]

never kill yourself

[dylan ? @DylanRobischon]

please no one gives a fuck that your washed up and went to warped tour 12 years ago

[dylan ? @DylanRobischon]

standing in line at the bar bathroom in portland is listening to two people one upping each other on who has more goth credibility

[dylan ? @DylanRobischon]

@moveimemo https://t.co/FAd0RTlyGJ

[dylan ? @DylanRobischon]

can instantly clock someone from portland when i see them

[dylan ? @DylanRobischon]

https://t.co/jPRpdf4Cya

[dylan ? @DylanRobischon]

i believe in the rule 34 but for jersey club remixes

[dylan ? @DylanRobischon]

@emmagoons brat alone has made this point it’s undeniable

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

be funny in high school, fail out of college, drink beer, become 24, suicide

[dylan ? @DylanRobischon]

hanging out with the film bros at the function like last night was a spectacle for real

[Do You Even Waterboard Bro @mrshunterbiden_]

I could find a way to spend $210.73 on doordash and whiteclaws here

[dylan ? @DylanRobischon]

https://t.co/pp7RRIBFmy

[dylan ? @DylanRobischon]

when you been sick inside all week first stepping out into public everyone sounds like GTA dialogue

[dylan ? @DylanRobischon]

@norm_follower bacharachs recording is great too
https://t.co/KZa4FgikFw

[dylan ? @DylanRobischon]

jolly white boy with a little holiday spirit goes on bender christmas style!