Dylan Umpleby

Husband, Father, Cat owner, wannabe rock star !!! All tweets are NOT my own - they are the voices in my head!!

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@NowTh3nMardyBum @Boro

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@PoliticalMurica @TheBabylonBee So what’s a behemoth? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@Farisalfarik @MouseSized @Bethany_Eng15 😂😂😂

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@Arsalanism @OlSem16 @MaxBlumenthal Weird flex!

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@JohnPow55279751 @midnightbell145 @CinemaPeople_ @FujifilmX_US @_fujilove_ Numb nut!!! 😩😩

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@JohnPow55279751 @ALHaddington @CinemaPeople_ @FujifilmX_US @_fujilove_ Numb nut!! 😩

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@JohnPow55279751 @CinemaPeople_ @FujifilmX_US @_fujilove_ Numb nut! 😩

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@nichola_lashmar @davidschneider Rasford gets paid the same as 130 MPs, and that’s before sponsorship 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@1889bladette @Boro He’s not dead love!!

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@FeatherFleeks @jenivescomedian @JadeKintsugi You’ll get over it

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@Crossleys1 So many people on this thread so hoping that what you say is true!! So many people disappointed 😂😂😂

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@gilmount101 @Crossleys1 @FionaSaveourNHS You numpty!

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@Crossleys1 You complete numpty 😂

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@a1nicolek It’s great that you feel so proud of yourself AND managed to shame your parents all in one tweet! Congratulations mofo 😂

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@feistygal16 @Independent Surely straight to prison right after Blair?

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@shirleymush @the_geeker

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Go and fuck yourself you pious fucking coward.

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@TomLondon6 @butwhatifitsall @BBCNews Didn’t Labour choose an actress to play the part of a nurse?

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@amanbhogal Try Spennymoor mate 👍

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@GMB @EllenCScott The worlds gone nuts!!