Netflix&Dyl

I like my music real loud, real loud. Can you turn that shit up for me right now, right now

[Netflix&Dyl @Dylatonin]

Honestly nothing makes me happier than hanging out with my girlfriend. Like she truly is my best friend and I can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with her.

[Netflix&Dyl @Dylatonin]

Good god my girlfriend is so fucking beautiful. We had a date night tonight because we were both off of work and I can’t keep my eyes off of her because she’s so fucking gorgeous

[Netflix&Dyl @Dylatonin]

My girlfriend surprised me yesterday with her new haircut (she cut it short) and god damn she looks fine as fuck. Like yeah, that girls mine🤤

[Netflix&Dyl @Dylatonin]

Currently teaching my girl about @F1 and I think she’s hooked. @LewisHamilton is already her favorite driver, just like myself #ForzaFerrari

[Netflix&Dyl @Dylatonin]

I’m so sick and fucking tired of @tacobell being out of Baja Blast.

[kambii @kambiiiii]

it sucks knowing how much potential you have while simultaneously having zero drive

[Netflix&Dyl @Dylatonin]

Yall ever at work and think to yourself how miserable you are and how much you hate it and wish you could be doing something better with your life?

[Netflix&Dyl @Dylatonin]

Almost as many pockets as dance moves @chrisbrown

[Minga @KillaMinga]

can beyonce do this? oh okay

[Netflix&Dyl @Dylatonin]

The @Uber / @lyft drivers in New Orleans have to be some of the worst drivers in the whole fucking world

[Netflix&Dyl @Dylatonin]

Funny how yall can’t keep @Drake name out ya mouth while Kendrick performs this lame ass halftime show. Dude playing chess not checkers

[Netflix&Dyl @Dylatonin]

This may be the worst halftime show I’ve ever seen

[Netflix&Dyl @Dylatonin]

@stoolpresidente you need to try https://t.co/VwdLvogvTV while your in town for the Super Bowl

[Netflix&Dyl @Dylatonin]

It’s really hard to contain myself when my girlfriend puts her hair in Space Buns😍

[Netflix&Dyl @Dylatonin]

Sometimes you gotta go to @SUBWAY every couple of years to remind you that it fucking sucks.

[Abita Beer @TheAbitaBeer]

if you're christmas shopping for me, i'm a size 6pk of strawberry lager

[Netflix&Dyl @Dylatonin]

My girl got a crush on @_hoopinglife and that’s okay because so do I. We always smoking on that Herb Pack!

[Netflix&Dyl @Dylatonin]

Thank you @PelicansNBA for giving me life when I thought all hope was lost with the @Saints

[Netflix&Dyl @Dylatonin]

I love how New Orleans can be so disgusting yet so beautiful at the same time.

[Netflix&Dyl @Dylatonin]

The chiefs still da chiefs @PatMcAfeeShow

[Netflix&Dyl @Dylatonin]

Smoking some of your cats hair that somehow made its way into your grinder/bowl is just part of being a cat owner