Murph (dylduck)

Your friendly, neighbourhood Bisexual Waterfowl, Pun-master general, Adult child trusted with a camera send me memes

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Good morning to everyone except my brain hamsters.

Y’all need to chill the butts out.

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Dear @Uber drivers,

Don’t text me that you are “on your way”

BE ON YOUR WAY

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@nytimes is getting very friendly with using double letters in their wordle puzzles

Wordle 1,726 3/6

⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨
🟩⬛🟨⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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As we enter this year’s #TheTraitors season, now is probably a good time to remind everyone that the hierarchy of the ‘Big 3’ are;

1. @traitorscanada

2. @TheTraitorsUK

3. #traitorsUS

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#DigimonStoryTimeStranger: *Introduces character as “Girl to be protected” *

There is zero chance that this will go poorly

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@BonsaiBroz @Kruzadar Y’all don't have a cheese kitchen??? A whole kitchen dedicated to cheese??

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Petition for @SlimJim to send @Kruzadar a PR package

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And friendly reminder that @carolynwiger had a better individual track record in her first season of @survivorcbs than Rob did in Marquesas (his first season)

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Let’s call it what it was.

The treatment of @carolynwiger on the last episode of @TheTraitorsUS is classic ableism and internalize misogyny.

“If it would Boston Rob telling you this, would you have listened differently?”

Quote of the season right here!

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Bob (@thatonequeen) on @TheTraitorsUS: “I wouldn’t say I was born to be a Traitor”

Also Bob: *Built an entire career on the idea of convincing people they are something they aren’t in order to rip money away from them”

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Let it be known that both @TheTraitorsUK and @TheTraitorsUS have switched to the same Final round table rules that @traitorscanada has used since the start.

Thus proving (at least in my mind) that Canadian Reality TV is top tier.

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One of the few positives of Canadian fall/winter 🥶❄️🍂

Getting blessed by greyhounds in their sweaters !!!!

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“What type of landscape would you like to live in for the rest of your life?”

Me: “I want to live somewhere by the ocean but also close to the mountains”

Also me: “God damn it, I wanna live in Mountport”

@CollegeHumor @dropout @GameChangerSam @OffBookPod

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@HowtoADHD In high school, I didn’t do a single assignment in my freshman social studies class. The teacher noticed and told me if I didn’t do them then my only chance at passing was axing the final exam.

I got the highest mark in my entire year and passed with a solid 65%

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@HowtoADHD I would break down crying in the school hallway because I couldn’t tie my shoes and eventually got to where these (this was in 2003/4 so just saying that I started the trend)

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I need to know if @fields_cirie is an Apple user and if so…

How frequently does she find herself having either hers or other people’s phones freak out when people say “Hey Cirie” to her.

Yes I know her name is pronounced differently than “Siri” but I just tested it out myself

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Currently on season 10 of my annual @Degrassi rewatch and wanted to remind everyone that @ChantayBlack (aka @jajubeM) was the true President of the 2011 Class Year

Don’t agree with me? Go watch Season 10, Episode 27/28 (Love Lockdown)

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24 years of playing (and replaying) Majora’s Mask and I still forget that it isn’t a game you are allowed to just vibe idly while playing

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In a single 7 day time frame, @bbcdoctorwho really decided to cover the topic of reparations/the consequences of destroying other’s cultures AND heavily critiquing the self destructive nature of elitism

Alright Doctor, I see you

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The perfect example of plot armour is the XMen in #XMen97 thinking it was a good idea to not send Wolverine to slice and dice sentinels

And not sending Jean, the omega level telepath/telekinetic to help deal with with the omega level magnetic man (Magneto)

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I need @netflix to publish the contestants ratings for #thecircle season 6

While I understand why my top pick didn’t win, the tiny bit of the ratings tells me they should have finished higher