I'm not too keen on this social media stuff, but I'll give it a shot.
I'm Dyle Timesly.
I am a connoisseur of locomotives of all kinds, but not of this more... "modern" technology.
Perhaps I and the lot of you can become good acquaintances.
Everyday these putrid creatures buy things from my shop, naked like heathens. I have to turn a blind eye as they run to the elevator door, glutes clapping in the wind. Humiliating.
@Dyle19842002 Ur funny please don't turn into a horribly mutated version of yourself forced to kill those you consider friends forever and ever stuck in a permanent limbo of pain