Dylan

26 | bjj blue belt | 2-0 MMA fighter

[Dylan @DylShizzle]

He just like me

[ryan 🤿 @scubaryan_]

Drake instantly folded and started barking after this goth baddie told him to 😭

[Dylan @DylShizzle]

@ScaryMnstrz

[JayTakes @SportsWithJay0]

Tyrese Haliburton, Obi Toppin, and Jeff Teague hooping in a Pro Am game🔥

Haliburton scored 50😤

@Hali @Teague0

[Dylan @DylShizzle]

@HoopGrids I’ve got a Hali one

[Dylan @DylShizzle]

@automaticnba Bro think he Hollywood now

[Team Penske @Team_Penske]

Sun may still be out but it’s time for Midnight.

[Dylan @DylShizzle]

@YeahYeahOkBro Cooked yo ass too

[nascarcasm @nascarcasm]

You guys, Hocevar's listening to the broadcast in his truck

[ABA Uncman @GOODBROTHERLYZM]

Bro wasn’t wrong. Bout time someone responded to fouls like this the right way.

[Dylan @DylShizzle]

Really hope he gets another chance

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

This is what it’s all about: Victor Oladipo was in tears after his incredible workout in front of NBA scouts in Las Vegas.

He is attempting to make it back into the NBA, and is clearly giving it his all.

After the workout, he went and shook everyone’s hand that attended.

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

This is what it’s all about: Victor Oladipo was in tears after his incredible workout in front of NBA scouts in Las Vegas.

He is attempting to make it back into the NBA, and is clearly giving it his all.

After the workout, he went and shook everyone’s hand that attended.

[Dylan @DylShizzle]

@Danny2KYT Game is dogshit

[Dylan @DylShizzle]

@TylerSmith_ISL Miami. Let’s get it going again

[Dylan @DylShizzle]

This app ruined again

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Hello again.

We’re currently in Clemson, South Carolina. I’ve decided to come back here to document the final part of our road trip.

The main reason I deactivated my account two weeks ago was that things became increasingly toxic. For some people, it’s unfortunately unfathomable that a good story can exist without some kind of hidden agenda behind it. There was even a Reddit group going through my entire account trying to find anything they could use to reveal my identity.

I know this was only a small percentage of people, but after a while it became exhausting. During the last two weeks, I received so many kind messages on Instagram, and they really made me realize how many people genuinely enjoyed following the trip. Some people even told me that their grandparents regularly ask them, “What are the Germans up to today?” I think that’s really cool.

I decided to continue because I realized that the overwhelming majority of people loved following along. A small group of very loud people shouldn’t be able to ruin something that brought so many others joy.

I also want to clear something up, as people who follow me on Instagram already know.

I’ve been to the United States before. This is not my first visit, and I’ve never claimed that it was. The last time I was here was in January 2022, when I visited New York and Philadelphia.

A lot of people shared my Raising Cane’s post from November 2025 to make it look like I was secretly American. That post wasn’t from the United States, it was from my trip to Saudi Arabia.

This is my first time back in the U.S. in more than four years, and apart from Boston, I’d never visited any of the places we’ve been to on this trip before. That’s probably why many people assumed it was our first time in America, because for all of these places, it actually was.

And let me tell you, Ohio and Alabama are very different from New York City or Los Angeles.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask.

Thanks for reading.

[Spinnin Backfist @SpinninBackfist]

PADDY PIMBLETT PUTS BSD TO SLEEEEPPPP IN ROUND 1

#UFC329

[NASCAR Classics @NASCARClassics]

18 years ago at @EchoParkSpdwy.

[NASCAR @NASCAR]

Golden hour hits different at @ChicagolndSpdwy.

[TNT Sports U.S. @TNTSportsUS]

One of the greatest moments in NASCAR history.

Looking back at Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s iconic win at Daytona after his father's passing ❤️

[Guillaume Vachey @crash71100]

Le bruit est complètement dingue

[Dylan @DylShizzle]

Man I might go diecast hunting today