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Lover of Witchy Shit │ Feminist AF │ Scorpio │ BookTok Novice │ ACOTAR Enthusiast │ Spooky Wife

[Thorne 🍁 @ThorneChan]

On this 9/11, we remember Osama Bin Laden, who was a human being and a father who didn't deserve to get shot for having different opinions. Murder is wrong.

[dyɴαмιc dyɴαѕт @DynamicDynast]

@mhdksafa 🇵🇸

[DLeasure.eth @DLeasure9]

Bought my wife a new dishwasher for Christmas. AMA

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Republicans should be forced to carry Kevin McCarthy to term, even if it endangers the life of the party.

[dyɴαмιc dyɴαѕт @DynamicDynast]

Daily reminder that drag shows are safer than churches and disguising your transphobia to campaign for women’s issues is NOT helping.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Never forget: it's far too unsafe for trans women to use men's bathrooms/changing rooms, because they might get assaulted.

However, it's completely fine for any man who identifies as a woman to use women's bathrooms/changing rooms, because rapists will rape women anyway.

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Crazy #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@TedLasso Respectfully, where the fuck is our season 3?

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Currently at my breaking point so don’t even think about telling me it’s too early for pumpkin spice this year.

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I can’t believe before Disney+ I used to just buy a shit ton of DVDs to entertain my kid.

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I love the Half Blood Prince but it irks me they put in a made up scene of the Burrow being burned down and they could’ve used that time to add more Tom Riddle memories.

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Well I feel old #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Ironic that we’re arguing about whether we should be forcing more babies into a world where there’s a formula shortage #BurnItDown

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My Husband, in our new house: Why do you like having this door closed?

Me: Because I want all aspects of my life as closed off as possible.

Hubby:…. Yeah..

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@kelscooper_ 390 pounds and they can’t be over 170 😂😭😂😭

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Props to the Dad who showed up to drop off wearing a drug rug

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I am so sick of not being high.

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Can you imagine being a dog with a human that didn’t clean out your eye boogers for you? What a nightmare

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Scotty doesn’t know

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Whotf is still sleeping with Nick Cannon

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Getting called a “crying lib” because of one of my Instagram comments is the highlight of my day 😂