I gotta quote tweet everything now because the app don’t let me reply to tweets 🤦🏼♂️ why do they let him set up the cube before he attempts to solve it? Seems like cheating 🤔
@DailyLoud I love the moment when the world record for the Rubik's Cube was broken after five years, and the staff stepped in to stop the audience from touching it.
i don't know any nursery rhymes so the songs I sing my son to fall asleep so far include.
Delta dawn.
Kentucky bluebird.
Where rainbows never die
Down to the river to pray.
And his favorite, My Rifle, My Pony, and Me
I miss real intentional walks. The crowd booing, the .01% chance something weird would happen, the batter giving off “Yeah, I knew you didn’t want any this” vibes. If you want to walk a guy you should at least have to look like pussies for 30 seconds. It was good.
10 years ago: middle of a 4 day bender.
3 years ago: proposed in Hawaii.
Today: wife has left me alone with our son for the first time to go get her nails done. The dog is supervising. Sweating a truck race bet from TWO DAYS AGO.
The #Braves today reinstated OF Ronald Acuña Jr. from the injured list and placed INF Kyle Farmer on the 10-day injured list, backdated to May 16, with a strained right forearm.