Michæl

JMU 🪨

[Michæl @Dynexity]

@FanDuelSports D9

[sea @neverlie]

Favorite team won and he has Kylie Jenner bouncing on it man fuck this dude

[sea @neverlie]

My vote shouldn’t count the same as people like this

[Adrian @blagojevism]

The teleportation device was, most likely, a 30 rack of Miller Lite.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

waking up my new born baby every 30 minutes to blast it with my LED ring light to film a tiktok about how hard it is to have a baby

[dr. z, esq. @zeynepmyenisey]

Being on your laptop outside is a miserable experience and im tired of people pretending it's not

[ً @hvmestarr]

homelander endorses the deep for political office

[Billy Mays III @infinitethird]

there really aren’t that many unique experiences

[AtnsMDX @AtnsXBT]

how 10 years old me was moving after the teacher sent me to find the student who went to the bathroom 25 minutes ago

[HARD FACTOR @HardFactorNews]

I’ve seen enough, get him into congress

[𝗞lark @KnightClawk]

I miss the golden age of DVD where every menu would be like this

[The Anonymous Nobody @el_budget]

There’s a war on intelligence in this country

[glock ☦︎ @gloccnem]

they need to bring this shit back i got my own money now

[Jeff Timmer @jefftimmer]

It didn’t begin in 1776 you fucking morons

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

Who fucking closed last night?

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

send me to iran with this loadout

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

This is going to hit boomer facebook like an atomic bomb.