DynomiteCentral

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[DynomiteCentral @DynomiteCentral]

Sorry Zooble, you've lost choosing privileges today.

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I now have the sudden violent urge to beat people with leeks.

[DynomiteCentral @DynomiteCentral]

Hot, single, horny horned owls are in your area and they want to meet you!

[DynomiteCentral @DynomiteCentral]

I think you should watch that new Monkey Wrench episode, otherwise I'll burn your house down with something other than lemons.

[DynomiteCentral @DynomiteCentral]

20 years from now, everyone will know about whale cheese and it's benefits to the immune system.

[DynomiteCentral @DynomiteCentral]

Fuck lungs! All they do is make me choke on water and die!

[DynomiteCentral @DynomiteCentral]

Feeling like crack, smell like crap.

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Whoops! Forgot the gore part.

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gore-rila #votv #voicesofthevoid

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If I got a job as a medical worker and gave myself injections, I can legally say I stab myself as a profession.

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@ambirdoodles Birth!

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I can't believe Luigi overdoses on black tar heroin in that new Mario game...

[DynomiteCentral @DynomiteCentral]

Now that I'm older, I'm going to start sucking sand-covered eggs to smooth out my throat.

[DynomiteCentral @DynomiteCentral]

Today's the day when I received the womb eviction notice.

[DynomiteCentral @DynomiteCentral]

Can't believe I'm turning 32 this week...

[DynomiteCentral @DynomiteCentral]

Don't think that because it isn't Halloween anymore that I won't stop ranting about those skeletons and their weird obsession with drilling holes.

[DynomiteCentral @DynomiteCentral]

Happy Halloween everyone.

[DynomiteCentral @DynomiteCentral]

Don't forget, make sure to suplex your grandma daily for better back strength!

[DynomiteCentral @DynomiteCentral]

Who's idea was it to add water holes near my eyes?

[DynomiteCentral @DynomiteCentral]

I'll probably still be around running production stuff, but as for what's next we'll just have to wait and see...

[DynomiteCentral @DynomiteCentral]

With this, I'm officially announcing my retirement as a competitive player. Rise and Shine was the one team that kept me going with comp Splatoon and I don't think I want my competitive journey to end any other way than with all of my friends.

For now, it's on to other things.

[Rise & Shine @RiseShine_spl]

After 3 years, Rise & Shine has unfortunately made the decision to disband. We are on good terms and plan to stick around the community, whether it be through other teams, or for some of us, event production.

See you all around! ✌️