Himmy Hoffa

[ADONIS @adonispara]

Driving Jewish cuz I be cutting off dickheads

[Leo @Leooweb3]

I love saying “sounds good” at work when I don't give a fuck.

[atlas @creatine_cycle]

"the password you are attempting to use was part of a data breach are you sure you want to continue using it?"
drone strike my house man i don't care anymore

[#14 🏆 Sasuke🏂🇮🇶 @alawi_atm]

Waiting for the bus with a bunch of high school kids and overheard “us if we don’t lock in”

[ChasinDeadFaces @BA5HELPWICKK]

soon as you & a bitch break up they act like they dont never see yo story ho check me out 😭😭😭

[willyum @willyumslife]

Going yes contact with her because i love her

[redrum @griffisu]

wanna know why some of you have anxiety? it’s cause you’re in trouble like big trouble and someone’s coming to get you

[Lin-Manuel Rwanda @facebookvillain]

ashing my nature valley bar out the window like a cigarette

[xander @whosalex]

if you're not banned from atleast one payment app you wasnt chasing the bag fr

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i’m always being polite when i say “i think” or “if i remember correctly” because i remember and i’m correct

[Moro @BigMorito]

U go to a girl's house and her dog all in your face, I’m not that mf from yesterday move !

[Rasta 🧩 @Rastapastaa_]

I keep fake niggas around cause ima sacrifice you for the riches if the chance ever come

[toxic king @toxicking]

Pumpkin patch with a lying ass bitch doesn’t sound too bad

[Phistorian📚 @CoachWilmore_]

I park in the online grocery pick up spots every time

I don’t care bout none of that

[pawg$lave @cumclog]

I’m a lot like Jesus in many ways (nice to whores)

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

the easiest way to fall asleep quickly when you have insomnia is to use your phone in the dark until you feel like you want to die and then stay awake five more hours after that.

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

if i could time travel the first think id do is go to salem massachusetts and try to get some witch pussy

[reese1hunnit @reese1hundred]

If you call me and it’s loud I’m hanging up