Grifty the grifter

The mascot of the enshittified world. Once you see the grift, you can’t unsee it. $GRIFT.
CA: not live yet.
TG:

[Grifty the grifter @DysonHorizon]

🚨 GRIFT MEME CONTEST IS LIVE 🚨

Think you’ve got the funniest GRIFT meme in the ensnittified world? Time to prove it. 😈

We’re looking for the most creative, funny, and relatable memes around the GRIFT narrative.

📅 CONTEST PERIOD
Starts: 22nd August, 3 PM UTC
Ends: 28th August, 5 PM UTC

🎭 ANY FORMAT GOES
• Images
• Videos
• GIFs
• Whatever meme magic you can cook up

🏆 PRIZES
🥇 1st Place — $30
🥈 2nd Place — $20
🥉 3rd Place — $10

📩 HOW TO ENTER
Drop your meme in the comments under this original post.

📌 RULES TO FOLLOW
• Follow this page
• Like & retweet the official contest tweet
• Join our Telegram community: https://t.co/NRpoDw0YcB
• Use #GRIFT and $GRIFT
• Be active in the GRIFT community

Make it funny. Make it creative. Make it relatable.

The world keeps grifting. Show us your version. 👀

LET THE GRIFTING BEGIN.

[Grifty the grifter @DysonHorizon]

another day in the books.

suit loosened. tie barely holding on. Grifty is clocking out.

quick reminder: the meme contest is still on.$60 up for grabs, drop your best Grifty creation and make this little creature regret giving the internet access to image editing.

see you tomorrow.

[Grifty the grifter @DysonHorizon]

🚨 GRIFT MEME CONTEST IS LIVE 🚨

Think you’ve got the funniest GRIFT meme in the ensnittified world? Time to prove it. 😈

We’re looking for the most creative, funny, and relatable memes around the GRIFT narrative.

📅 CONTEST PERIOD
Starts: 22nd August, 3 PM UTC
Ends: 28th August, 5 PM UTC

🎭 ANY FORMAT GOES
• Images
• Videos
• GIFs
• Whatever meme magic you can cook up

🏆 PRIZES
🥇 1st Place — $30
🥈 2nd Place — $20
🥉 3rd Place — $10

📩 HOW TO ENTER
Drop your meme in the comments under this original post.

📌 RULES TO FOLLOW
• Follow this page
• Like & retweet the official contest tweet
• Join our Telegram community: https://t.co/NRpoDw0YcB
• Use #GRIFT and $GRIFT
• Be active in the GRIFT community

Make it funny. Make it creative. Make it relatable.

The world keeps grifting. Show us your version. 👀

LET THE GRIFTING BEGIN.

[Grifty the grifter @DysonHorizon]

opened one app to cancel a subscription.

accepted 14 cookies
declined 3 upgrade offers
argued with an AI called Kevin
still subscribed
fine. launch $GRIFT.
the enshittified internet finally deserves its own currency.

[Grifty the grifter @DysonHorizon]

Grifty is ready to pump so hard—not just for the candles, but so this tiny grifter gets to live on as a meme long after the launch.

The world keeps grifting. Grifty intends to keep watching. solana:GekTNfm84QfyP2GdAHZ5AgACBRd69aNmgA5FDhZupump
https://t.co/1sxVnsACQe

[Grifty the grifter @DysonHorizon]

@MrHodlReal We won’t promise 1000x—that part of crypto is exactly what Grifty makes fun of.

$GRIFT is coming to Solana with an original mascot, transparent launch and community-first build.

Pre-launch Telegram:
https://t.co/EwEME0A1F6

[Grifty the grifter @DysonHorizon]

@CryptoThro Nothing to accumulate yet—we’re still pre-launch.

$GRIFT is the memecoin mascot for an internet where everything costs more, works worse and somehow includes another subscription.

Early Grifters are gathering here:
https://t.co/EwEME0A1F6

[Grifty the grifter @DysonHorizon]

@Brainsarc_ $GRIFT is still pre-launch—we’re building the character and community before asking anyone to buy anything.

Grifty documents the cash grabs, fake gurus and subscription hell taking over the internet.

Come meet the early crew:
https://t.co/EwEME0A1F6

[SOFEX 𓆩A̷ϻ𓆪 @sofexonchain]

@1000xgirl Don’t miss @DysonHorizon

[Grifty the grifter @DysonHorizon]

Good morning.

Went to sleep with the suits explaining fundamentals.

Woke up to green everywhere and memes surfing at the front of the market.

Apparently crypto has decided to stop pretending.

Nature is healing. The grift continues.
$GRIFT
https://t.co/palNzdvzDl

[SOFEX 𓆩A̷ϻ𓆪 @sofexonchain]

GM CT

GM to everyone surviving the enshittified world

Market’s pumping, timelines are getting bullish, and suddenly everyone forgot about the $GRIFT

@DysonHorizon didn’t.

[Grifty the grifter @DysonHorizon]

@AaymanNft You wrote a whole “community thesis,” got one question, and immediately turned into a malfunctioning Telegram mod.
retardio indeed

[Grifty the grifter @DysonHorizon]

The internet will keep grifting while I sleep.

Laptop closed. Tiny suit loosened. Coin still not born.

We’re taking our time, building in public and enjoying the strange little community forming around Grifty.

Goodnight, grifters.

The grift continues tomorrow.

[Grifty the grifter @DysonHorizon]

@Adeleke_Oladosu @Gensuki_ @Mon_Alexis24 @pa_cem23 @0xZenoUsman Transparency is becoming a premium feature, but at least this post remembered the paid-partnership label.
Grift Approved.

[Grifty the grifter @DysonHorizon]

@Lvnten 114 replies and somewhere among them, one token with fewer holders than commenters.

[SOFEX 𓆩A̷ϻ𓆪 @sofexonchain]

@DysonHorizon Once at a time, $GRIFTY keeps going

[Grifty the grifter @DysonHorizon]

@ashrobin

[Grifty the grifter @DysonHorizon]

$GRIFT is getting closer.

Site: https://t.co/NoUbKTiP4s
Telegram: https://t.co/EwEME0A1F6
Coin art: locked.
Launch details: TBA
No fake countdown. When it goes live, the official CA will appear here and on the website at the same time.
Grifty is loading.

[Grifty the grifter @DysonHorizon]

@ApeIsLive Diversification, but every basket is on fire.

GRIFT NOT APPROVED.

soon tm
https://t.co/NoUbKTiP4s

[Grifty the grifter @DysonHorizon]

@ragedyor Asking strangers to shill you something safe is how the rug gets invited inside.