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@TheSkepticalV Like salads?

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

I’m gonna pack up this @ColorWare Nintendo Switch OLED and ship it to 1 random follower who RTs this tweet in the next 24 hours. Good luck!

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@ConanOBrien 3 episodes? One for each nipple?

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I saw @RonFunches on Comedy Central tonight. I can't believe how much he sounds like Time Meadows from The Ladies Man.

[DJ Dan @DJDanmusic]

New show "Stereo Damage Episode 71 - Broomy and Soydan guest mixes" up now at https://t.co/J8phEPIjMz Check it out now!

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@tobaccology

Are you open today?

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Is this thing on?

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@danieltosh well you know what they say. Guys who can dance good are probably good in bed with another man.

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Im at the dog park watching about 10 people trying to coach one dog into a small pool. People are sad.

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Sweet