Ewan Carmichael

My teacher told me I'd never get anywhere in life by looking out of the window, so I became a train driver and got paid for looking out of the window.

[Ewan Carmichael @Dyynam0]

@OneWayMusicX Id ask him if he wished he'd been a train driver seeing as all his songs could be played on the two tone horn of a diesel locomotive.

[Ewan Carmichael @Dyynam0]

@DollidarityArmy @BoufontZak Why am I not surprised? Mossad must have thousands of agents over here and elsewhere in the world.

[Ewan Carmichael @Dyynam0]

@Hamza_a96 @Jackiew80333500 Hes in LFI. You should know what his answer would be.

[Ewan Carmichael @Dyynam0]

@Daniel_Grigg They dont give a s*** about them.

[James Foster @JamesEFoster]

It doesn’t matter where @AndyBurnham moves to or wants to stay. Who cares, frankly.

What matters is the policies and priorities.

We need real and fundamental change.

If he doesn’t deliver that: he’ll be toast like all the others.

[Ewan Carmichael @Dyynam0]

@ToryFibs @rtgrffn Please tell me that your post is satire Toryfibs. If not, you're falling for Labourfibs. 😢

[Ewan Carmichael @Dyynam0]

@Macy_Econ @ToryFibs Maybe its satire. 🤔

Please tell me its satire. 😢

[Ewan Carmichael @Dyynam0]

@ToryFibs In which world? 😂

[Katie Halper @kthalps]

Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn responds to Keir Starmer's claim "I inherited a morally bankrupt party" from Corbyn: "Please, let’s not have any lectures about moral bankruptcy from someone whose government facilitated genocide." Full interview in link below

[Ewan Carmichael @Dyynam0]

@RichSmith994085 @laidlaw_stuart @Daniel_Grigg Are you always the victim?

[Ewan Carmichael @Dyynam0]

@RichSmith994085 @laidlaw_stuart @Daniel_Grigg Because you'll get beat 👍

[Andrew Feinstein @andrewfeinstein]

Hodge detests Corbyn because she believed she would inherit the Islington North seat but Jeremy ran an insurgent campaign to defeat her as the Labour candidate. And, of course, their politics couldn’t be more different: he fought against apartheid in South Africa while she profited from it. He is a long-time critic of the Israeli state while she is one of its loudest champions. https://t.co/MoyXzqD5un

[Wokerati Marty @WokeratiMarty]

From Jeremy Corbyn’s new interview with Katie Halper:

I’ve never heard Jeremy say this before.

“There were lots of very wealthy people who had loaned the party money under Tony Blair, and the day I became leader they all asked for it back immediately.”

Badge of honour.👍

[Ewan Carmichael @Dyynam0]

@JamesEFoster That would be a laugh. 😂

[Ewan Carmichael @Dyynam0]

That ain't gonna happen Diane. I dont know why you're still trying to cling on to Labours shirt tails considering the amount of abuse you receive from the hierarchy there and how much out of step they are with the general public. This isn't Labour anymore.

[Diane Abbott @HackneyAbbott]

Whoever the next Labour leader is they will need a complete change in policy on Palestine to have any hope of winning back lost voters.

[Ewan Carmichael @Dyynam0]

@OborneTweets @Chezza45129183 @campbellclaret @MishalHusain I bet he doesn't reply.

[Ewan Carmichael @Dyynam0]

@Daniel_Grigg Thats been common knowledge for yonks.

[Ewan Carmichael @Dyynam0]

@OwenPaintbrush

[Ewan Carmichael @Dyynam0]

@mehdirhasan Moving the deck chairs wont solve anything.

[Ewan Carmichael @Dyynam0]

@Daniel_Grigg To be honest, there's nobody in Labour that deserves it.