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A bit too honest for my own good. Shoot me.

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I was wondering why my chakras had been peacefully realigned since watching last night's first-look #madeinchelsea. Then I realised it's because Verity wasn't in it.

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My Tweets are so sharp that weirdo bots are now stealing them, apparently #wtf #madeinchelsea

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@kesiaxoxo Robbie is wretched. They're at different stages and their lives and Joel deserves better if Robbie doesn't start acting it!

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@BlakeSp99133310 Why on earth have you verbatim copied my Tweet?! Weirdo.

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@NatalieHaddow Next-level deluded. Neither is a prize stud!

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Love how Harvey and Julius sack off all these gorgeous women with the line "there was something missing", like they're not the ones who are massively lacking #madeinchelsea

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@jenksles14 Same with Louise. I've pondered this before, and I reckon their facialists are giving them a complex about fine lines + convincing them about the skin-plumping effects of fillers. I went to one once and they gave me a huge complex about my own skin. Though I didn't buy into it!

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@jenksles14 Same here. He's transformed completely. I can't stand fillers either! It looks like most of the women in this show have had them. Have you seen Millie McIntosh recently? They've really aged her face.

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@trashfan101 I've noted that too. Emotionless and dead in the eyes, even when people around him are getting upset.

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@Gertrudemo81 You could call him "James Blunt"

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@JeanieGigi @SophieHermannUK Indeed, it would bring some much-needed relief! I read in an interview with her a while back that she'll gradually be stepping away from/quitting the show to focus on other projects.

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Have Ollie's excessive fillers done something strange to his head? First humiliating Issy, pulling faces at her before declaring that Harvey had no interest in her, and now hating on Inga for some illogical reason #madeinchelsea

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@trashtvbby you and everyone in possession of a gag reflex

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@mabof50 The after-effects of breaking up with Ruby?

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@mabof50 He's Benjamin Buttoned by ten years. Ngl, am livid that he has younger-looking skin than me😂

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Have Fred, Hermann and Mark-Francis silently absconded from the show? Really don't blame them tbh #madeinchelsea

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@Kwtweep 😂explains the god-awful back-to-front baseball caps

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Julius's screen time seems to be whittling down by the episode. A strategic move by the producers? Well played, guys👏

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I've said it before and I'll say it again #madeinchelsea

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I think a good form of punishment for enemies is forcing them to listen to Habbs' and Melissa's podcast #makeitstop #madeinchelsea

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@Edwards86Richie You should listen to hers and Habbs' podcast. It's like general anaesthetic for the ears.