ellen

bubbly cynic. refreshing like a reverse fart. kind of relentlessly endearing. great and slightly creepy. lover of dogs. she/her. my greyhound is Tini!

[ellen @ellenty]

And of course there was a tiny bit of chaos.

[doctor worm @awaitingtrial]

Boss brought in hotdogs! I feel valued and respected as an employee, and I am more likely to perform at a high level 😁 I will turn a blind eye to the atrocities

[ellen @ellenty]

@melissaxmasters @DoctorJonPaul https://t.co/OsROEwC6ut

[ellen @ellenty]

@maskofbun I finally listened to the book this past week after talking about your tweet with a friend and I’m so glad I went in completely unaware of anything (genre, synopsis, characters, anything), thank you bigolas dickolas

[Hend Amry @LibyaLiberty]

Opens her eyes to see them one last time, wipes her face & cradles her with the gentle tenderness of a parent tucking his toddler into bed for the night. Where is Tarik? he asks. Her little brother maybe. Side by side they lay wrapped as he fusses with their final burial shrouds.

[İyad el-Baghdadi | إياد البغدادي @iyad_elbaghdadi]

Whenever I tweet about the immense suffering being inflicted on Gaza, I get replies from pro-Israel accounts demanding that Hamas release the hostages. Here's a quick rundown of what's happening on that front. Tl;dr: Netanyahu doesn't care about the hostages

[🏳️‍🌈Nikki!!🌌🏳️‍🌈 @Elkers]

My very long/noodley friend Tini for my not quite as long/noodley friend @ellenty 💚🧡💚🧡

[ellen @ellenty]

@KaylaAncrum I always ask people to peel my oranges for me, because I get very fixated on the bitter orange smell that gets stuck in my fingernails (even after washing with soap and water)

Every time someone accedes and peels my orange I feel very happy

[ellen @ellenty]

@SwitchedOnPop Justice for strawberry ice cream lovers!

[ellen @ellenty]

It’s Tini!!!

[🏳️‍🌈Nikki!!🌌🏳️‍🌈 @Elkers]

Aaaand here’s the remaining doggo!

[🏳️‍🌈Nikki!!🌌🏳️‍🌈 @Elkers]

Aaaand here’s the remaining doggo!

[ellen @ellenty]

Omg I had a similar situation - I once met up with someone to get bubble tea but he didn’t get anything! The only positive was that he told me my skin was nice.

[ellen @ellenty]

@PicturesFoIder 27+8=35
35+40=75

[ellen @ellenty]

Listening through the back catalog of #ThisIsUncomfortable with @reemakhrais, and the Instrument of Sabotage episode is one of the wildest stories yet!! https://t.co/5QeLD174lT

[ellen @ellenty]

@DonOfThaBay @NBCSports @ACChampionship @nbc @peacock

[ellen @ellenty]

Yay it’s fixed now!

[ellen @ellenty]

I’m gonna be really depresso if today’s Knotwords bug causes me to lose my streak 😭 @games_by_jack @helvetica

[ellen @ellenty]

@ElohElae @helvetica @games_by_jack Also having issues. I was like there’s no way these letters can work? I even burned a clue before coming to see if others were running into issues.

[ellen @ellenty]

@InternetH0F https://t.co/kT6Hlffllh

[Lily, the neighborhood pest… @bonesauce94]

one time i referenced a meme to this guy i was dating and he had never heard of it so i showed him the meme and his response was ”so im just supposed to memorize all your little pictures in order to have a conversation with you?” and not a DAY goes by,