Godfather of tendered bar

Walk like a player; Move like a gangsta

[Ayômîde 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

pov: you just started a new job and everyone’s using acronyms you haven’t learned yet

[Ryan @forbiddenmerch]

Never forget when X updated the platform and showed the DHS is based in Israel

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when both birthdays passed with no contact so yk it's really over for good

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

DO NOT TURN A BLIND EYE TO THIS. HOLY SHIT.

[Lythero 🎮 @Lythero]

the ibuprofen searching my body for the pain

[ٰ @nevvll]

once in a blue moon

[Ava @noampomsky]

the only time i beg is to differ

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

when i wanna vent to someone but i realize i’m a man and i gotta suffer in silence

[Clov! 🍉 @Clovmoon]

Arigato wey

[Von BukZ @vonbukkz]

Nuttin in pussy feel like u pumping gas😭💯

[Godfather of tendered bar @E__millz]

Trying to decide should I buy meta glasses, alcohol, a mixology class, or more gadgets for content creation 😭

[Y3MII @fw_Y3MII]

Catching a woman in a lie will make her despise you

[n. @foundrr_]

@she_plugs Financial stability often requires the emotional strength to say no, even when guilt, pressure, or other people’s emergencies try to make you abandon your own future.

[she_plugs @she_plugs]

Being Financially stable requires the selfishness to protect your money from the emergencies of other people.

[Joe @electionsjoe]

Insider trading is just allowed now I guess

[𝙲𝚊𝚜𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚟𝚊👺 @kaythecasa]

Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people.

[Bitcoin Teddy @Bitcoin_Teddy]

"If modern news is so fake imagine how bad the history is"

[Ana_LaPatata @ymuchosmemes]

*Me caigo de las escaleras y quedo inconsciente*

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