Eleazar 🪿

silly goose in a pond 🤪🪿

[Eleazar 🪿 @E__Samuel]

Guys, no matter how many girls call you ugly, your barber has seen the worst of you.

[Formula 1 @F1]

HE’S DONE IT!!! 🤩

LEWIS HAMILTON WINS THE BARCELONA-CATALUNYA GRAND PRIX!!! 🏆🎉

#F1 #BarcelonaGP

[Natan @alfamarb]

bro reversed the big bang theory

[GHOST @LordGhost____]

Just cut off a student driver. welcome to the real world nigga

[Eleazar 🪿 @E__Samuel]

Spent less than 6 minutes at the DMV and no one yelled at me to provide them with my proof of owning my Large Intestines.

IS THE WORLD HEALING!?!?

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

taco bell is for the pure of heart

[☔ @Whotfismick]

This would heal me

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

This is one of the best tweets of all time.

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

BENITO.

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[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

i have to pee again life is so hard

[Miilato @miiilato]

How the memory of being healthy looks when you have a cold:

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

Me smiling at you because I didn't hear anything you just said

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

This was Apple’s greatest innovation.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Seems like Good Bunny to me.

[Praise @tufpraise]

you just have to get stronger im sorry

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Unfortunately the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Your honor the moon was full

[teeny @teenychill]

Addicted to staying “stay warm” to every stranger I interact with

[☔ @Whotfismick]

January was a tough year but we made it