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On a scale from 1 to Steve Buscemi, how tired do my eyes look?

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I may not be the hottest girl at the bar but I’m always the hottest girl at the psych ward

[miss moss ball 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃 @rissaoffline]

They say u “can’t wear white after labor day” but I’ve solved that problem by having no idea whenever the fuck labor day is anyway

[Mr. Onederful® @ericonederful]

I assume people try crystal meth because it has a cute name. I mean, who doesn't like crystals?

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there isn’t even a fall anymore everything just dies

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you radiate dopamine

[ee @E_interrupted]

I may walk around unbothered but I’m very disturbed inside

[ee @E_interrupted]

read a fucking book

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

What’s the proper way to ask someone at this Chuck E Cheese birthday party if they have any cocaine ?

[ee @E_interrupted]

forcing yourself to get healthier like

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you can only spray your garden so long before you realize it’s the chemicals that are going to kill you, not the weeds

[ee @E_interrupted]

trying to fuck a guy with whiskey dick is not easy but it’s also not hard

[dire wolf @ADDiane]

PTSD plus bipolar plus ADHD. I'm a real fucking treat.

[dire wolf @ADDiane]

I push people away because I don't want to fuck them up too.

[Cris @CrisMtzgr]

Foreplay is 90% of sex, so start treating it like it is.

[The Misery Project @misery_project]

cursed with self-awareness

[dire wolf @ADDiane]

I know I'm fucking impossible. Trust me.