Elisabeth Roseland

Author of messy characters who make questionable decisions. Sexy books with a touch of fantasy. Chicagoan. Reader.

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@squibbkinns Sometimes I just wish I could see my scalp. Where is my scalp? 😭 #HighDensityProblems

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@VeryBadLlama Meet Angel. She fell out of a bush in front of my house and tried to jump into my car. She had a thing for corn muffins and was terrified of plastic bags. We miss her!

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@monarchcurl Please tell me this isn’t actually a thing.

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@roastmalone_ Cats, too! This is Sophia—aka Sophie, So-pee, Pee, Pretty, Pretty Girl. Yes, she answers to all of them.

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@MikeAsti11 Deep dish pizza, hot dogs without the ketchup, and political corruption.

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@notcapnamerica See...what had happened was...

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@AuthorCharish Never, ever, evah!!! Is this a black family thing? Saying “I’m bored” was a sho nuff way to get a dust rag, a broom, and a mop shoved into your hand.

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@HolleyTrent @Jamie_Wesley Personally, I’ve given up on marketable. I’m writing to feed my own weird imagination, so if it means black vampires, so be it. 🤷🏽‍♀️

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@Deemoney521 @BenJKest @JBPritzker I agree! Nice to see politicians who actually believe in science.

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@thenedione @Goss30Goss @BenJKest Pritzker (IL) is doing the same. Leading with compassion and SCIENCE.

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@EditorChrista Yikes! That means it’s coming my way. I’d better make that last grocery store run.

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@HolleyTrent Add a heavy dose of Julia Child.

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MIL told me last night that she wants me to bring a fruit tart to Christmas dinner, which means that I have to go to the store *today*. 😐 Christmas Eve day grocery shopping was NOT on my original agenda.

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@HolleyTrent W2 job is emailing me. WTF kind of boon-doggery is this?!

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@HolleyTrent I always thought ER is defined by the level of *ahem* detail when describing the sexy times, not necessarily the number of sexy times in a book.