Ethan Elijah

You’re tacky, and I hate you

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

The smear campaign against vanilla—a unique, elegant, deeply chic flavour undeserving of associations to blandness—will be repurposed for the true villain: Melon Fruits

[Ree @ree_tweeting]

You know what we need now in these dark times? Hayley Williams Tiny Desk

[Ethan Elijah @E_thang]

Kaloka 1 week na yun

[m ✰ @viceganda]

“Nagbago na ang taon 2026, pero sana wag natin makalimutan, alam kong we’re all trying to move forward with hopes, pero wag nating kakalimutan, wala pa rin pong nakukulong na nagnakaw sa Pilipinas.”

#ViceGanda

[Dr Ruby (she/her) jaboukies everything @PaperWhispers]

How to handle AI nudification images. Tell everyone.

[Karen Davila @iamkarendavila]

Mapapamura ka talaga sa galit. Huwag po nating kalimutan ito.

Ginawang GATASAN ang gobyerno. Kay Zaldy Co palang umano ito. Isipin niyo ang iba pang congressman na may insertions, cut ng DPWH at mga kontratista.

During the senate hearings, estimates are the national budget can do with P1 trillion less. Napupunta lang ito sa kickback, insertions, lagay sa substandard or ghost projects.

[chin @nvrfeltsoglum]

truly life changing. in my world this is the only version of this song that exists🙂‍↕️

[shiv roy's bob @stellamilfburn]

this is like watching leonardo da vinci paint the mona lisa

[Anne Curtis-Smith @annecurtissmith]

Dami pala pera ng pilipinas noh? But all the budget that should have been towards healthcare or education eh napunta sa luxury cars, houses and I’m sure that money is in offshore accounts now. So sad that we will never be able to get that money back. So sad that it will never be used for the better of the people noh? 😔

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

This meme has truly changed us… For Good 🫧 🩷 #ArianaGrande #FallonFlashback #WickedForGood

[Chel Diokno @ChelDiokno]

Alam niyo ba ang chismis? 👀

NA-FILE NA NATIN ANG ANTI-POLITICAL DYNASTY BILL (HB 9505)!

Kapag iilang pamilya lang ang paulit-ulit sa pwesto, sila-sila rin ang nagdedesisyon, nabibiyayaan, at nagbabangayan. KAYA TALO ANG TAUMBAYAN!

Kung sawa ka na sa paulit-ulit na apelyido, share mo ’to at comment kung agree ka. 👍

[may ꕤ @zeldaspetal]

i think some of you need to listen to this again

[Noelle 🍚🥢 @noelledeg]

We will remember him as the architect of Martial Law, the deforester of mountains, the aider and abettor of the corrupt. May God have mercy on his soul, because we have none for him.

[inqilāb @tastefullysaucy]

James Watson, racist and thief who stole the DNA idea from Rosalind Franklin, has died at age 97.*

[taylor gates @Elphaba_Anne]

francesca scorsese dressing as the kool-aid man for halloween is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen 😭