malcolm nelson

When i become famous, i'll still follow you

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I need this energy into my veins

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Things I didn’t think I’d see today.

Black father and daughter riding horses in beacon hill down the street. 😅🧐🤨

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Hot take: is watermelon worth slicing or do you lose too much juice in the process?

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Yall ever go to your Venmo or Cash App like “I wonder if I forgot to transfer something over? “
😂😮‍💨

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If your bank account says 11.11 don’t still make a wish ? 😅

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@michaelbumpus5 @StacyRost

Fav Bob

Bob Cryder

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I think I just got the last egg nog latte in the city limits.

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This Hyundai commercial was all Black people. Are we buying it like that?

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We had to start Take me out to the ball game in the bar.

#mariners #gomariners #letsgomariners #goners #7thinningstretch

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Sparking water is gross. Bring me a soda

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When you get to the light rail station and your train is pulling up.
🤤🙏🏾👌🏾
#transitbliss

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Things I hear white people say that I would never hear some black or brown say: “maybe he needs to cut some of those dreads off”

When referring to Castillo walking a batter.

🤦🏾‍♂️
Yeah I know the type of person you are sir.

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I ain’t caught a Z in a minute. Them letters are the fastest in the alphabet

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It’s done.

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I’d rather a little something than a whole lot of nothing.

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Do you all think Uber drivers change their music stationed based on their rider ?

I’m in a ride with a 70+ Asian man and Future , Fuck Up Some Commas, just happened to turn on when I got in lol.

I’m just wondering.

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@Wazzu_Coug aye!! That swag is filthy! Can I get in on the golf tourney !!?? Go Cougs !

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Minority is a term applied to the majority of the worlds population

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SiR coming to shoebox on Mother’s Day 👀

He’s taking your mom and baby’s momma home

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Uber drivers that fall victim to every red light are getting 0 stars. You made no effort to break the system.