once upon a time

twinsta🤞🙂‍↕️🤞for my daily brain farts

[once upon a time @Ea168b07]

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[Renzo™ @fwrenzo1]

A rich kid can fail upward through connections and nepotism. A poor kid can do everything right and still end up working retail with a master's degree. Meritocracy is the story we tell. Inherited advantage is the system we have.

[☆.｡.:* t0m0ko .｡.:*☆ @mootsheep]

there’s just zero point in panicking about shit. literally all it does is drain you and fuck up your judgement. train yourself to not panic

[JaiVibez🥶 @daystack]

This how u weed them out bc wtf all them mfs woulda got cut off right there 😭😭especially if ik i would send it right away if they Ask

[Favy🤎🩶 @Favourrrrr5]

one day you'll run into a guy you aren't attracted to, but he treats you right from the start and you'll force yourself to give him a chance, it's very important that you ignore him

[Frank (Deshaun Watson Hate page) @SaksLikely]

idk my boy his momma might have more swag than you 🤣

[ᏗᏕ @unfiltered_AS]

i love when two characters fall in love so gradually that there isn't one specific moment you can point to and say “this is when it happened.” it happened in every conversation, every act of trust, every moment they chose each other without realizing what those choices meant.

[Cooper 🐠🫧 @vrynormaleating]

Venting to my coworkers "yeah I got less than 1k on both my last paychecks, idk how I'm gonna pay my bills lol" and they both look at me like this

[Psychological Vigilante 🧠 🤺 @itsflockyczn]

Fashion Nova be making costumes unnecessarily sexy. Why the fuck would I wanna be a care bear in a g-string !?

[riisen @riisenlol]

when she has a praise kink but she's lowkey not that good at things

[rory @rorynator]

if you're bad at buying people gifts and haven't already learned this, get people accessories for their hobby instead of something for their hobby

i.e. if someone collects watches, don't get them a watch, get them a fancy display case

[Idalís @IdalisReign]

it gives

[𝓙𝓪𝓬𝓴𝓲𝓮⁺₊⋆🌙⋆ Genesis’s Enabler @jackieeleanor]

And we’re shocked some doctors are pushing for endometriosis to be reclassified a cancer because of the way it operates. But ya, do another study on the most attractive female body trait instead of focusing on this severely understudied illness. I’ll just sit in pain forever.

[Exxi @exstasias]

Bf sniffed my armpit, laughed at my joke and then got a boner.....feeling powerful this morning

[☆:Black Lil Debbie.:☆ @blacklildebbie1]

They’ll put pumpkin spice in ya butt if you’re not watching

[JAIMESHA THOMAS @thatgirljaycole]

Around this time of night i use to go through a niggas likes. They need to bring that back.

[mikey fr!? @youwantmeout]

seeing yourself in a character you cant stand

[strawbunny babydoll ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @strawbunnybisou]

i love serving sexy shy cutie patootie princess

[Wakandantechsupport @SkylerB97]

She always did talk to Black people kinda crazy on there and she's an 83 year old white from the East Coast so I just assumed

[virgo. @pesomsj]

i love saying “oh ok fuck i thought” bc oh ok fuck i thought fr.

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

i was like “im so hungry im gonna kill someone” my husband goes “okay you have to understand that’s scary for me to hear given that im literally the only person here” yeah bitch watch out