Evan Arnold

Opinions are my own

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GGs Quinn Hughes is that guy

[Evan Arnold @EA_enterprises]

Anyone else bricked up for the Dallas Stars?

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This Stars cup run will be the greatest of all time

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Computer, make Kyler Murray 6 inches taller and the future MVP.

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@ChipotleTweets

As of now we get 10 points for every $1

With a free entree being 1625 points, you’re telling me I have to spend $162.50 to obtain ONE free entree.

This structure is not built for the people. Please advise.

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Starbucks employees suck ass

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Working on your computer at a coffee shop is extremely pick me

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1-5 to start the fantasy football season. Time to turn this ship around.

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@AdamSchefter 2024 natty rematch on SNF

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I’m afraid the cervezas clear

[Pain @GiuseppeCrapps]

The Spanish-American war

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This is war. Fuck you Darnell Nurse

[Cody @CodyFrancez]

Ladies and gentlemen

Please enjoy Thomas Harley’s overtime goal in Game 6 with the Titanic music overtop of it

#TexasHockey

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HOOOOLLLDDDDDD

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Stay Righteous

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By the way! We’re doing this without our most productive scorer and best defenseman! #wemove #stayrighteous

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Fellas. We blew a tire and couldn’t dance tonight. Let’s rally for game 2 and fly around eh bud?

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What a masters finish, congrats to Rory. Time to order some za and watch some black mirror