Leslie Knope

We have to remember what’s important in life: waffles, friends and work.

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Icetown.

[The Hill @thehill]

Oregon town elects 18-year-old as mayor https://t.co/24KaBfn0ux

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I believe Tara Reade.

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50% more love, 75% more action, 125% more stunts and 250% more explosions.

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Sophisticated with a hint of slutty.

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I’m ready.

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He told me he liked me and I’m gonna go make out with him right now. On his face.

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Ann, you beautiful, sassy mannequin come to life.

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I guess some people object to powerful depictions of awesome ladies.

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I am a goddess, a glorious female warrior. Queen of all that I survey. Enemies of fairness and equality, hear my womanly roar.

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I’ve only slept nine hours over the past four days. So I’m right on the verge of a nervous breakdown.

*tries to take a bite out of her cream cheese covered phone*

This isn’t a bagel.

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Ann, you beautiful rule-breaking moth.

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Ann: You made me watch all 8 Harry Potter movies. I don’t even like Harry Potter!

Leslie: That’s insane! You love Harry Potter! You’ve seen all 8 movies!

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It’s true. I no longer have highly trained, professional campaign managers. So what? Are most murders committed by highly trained, professional assassins? No, they’re committed by friends and coworkers!

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Organizing my agenda. Wait, that doesn’t sound fun.. Jammin on my planner!

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Ann, you beautiful, naive, sophisticated newborn baby.

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Oh Ann, you beautiful spinster. I will find you love.

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One time, I accidentally drank an entire bottle of vinegar, I thought it was terrible wine.

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Did anyone notice that there are no women on the gender equality commission?

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I always carry emergency s’mores rations in my car.

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It’s not a movie, it’s our real life.

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I need a good plan though, i don’t wanna cause a panic.