A.S. Ali

happy engraved soda

[A.S. Ali @EalySaid]

@qx4vo_ The only reply being what Morty said to that woman

[Escrowbar. @LudoKingke4]

@__mtskid Prime kairo was something else man

[A.S. Ali @EalySaid]

@mukami_martin That samusa most probably has waru in them

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

I could see myself peacefully exchanging my kids on the weekend with this woman

[A.S. Ali @EalySaid]

@DiscussingFilm He is talking about Goebbels

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

🚨 BREAKING: The Finance Committee led by Kimani Kuria & other UDA MPs has officially rejected a crucial proposal by the Controller of Budget (CoB) to vet, track, and approve withdrawals from the new Sovereign Wealth Fund.

Let this sink in. The CoB’s entire constitutional job is to make sure your tax money isn't misused before it leaves the account. Yet, MPs just voted to block her from having written authorization over these billions.

Look at exactly what they said NO to:

❌ No Written Sign-offs: They rejected letting the CoB approve withdrawals.

❌ Bypassing the Main Account: They refused to route the revenue through the Consolidated Fund first.

❌ Avoiding Full PFM Act Oversight: They blocked the full application of standard public finance accountability laws.

By bypassing Article 228 of the Constitution, this decision turns a national wealth fund into an unaccountable black box.

If the intentions for these billions are pure and there’s nothing to hide, why lock out the COB?

This is a terrifying precedent. What is the real motive behind locking out the nation's top financial watchdog?

Note: This has not been passed by the full Parliament yet. This is the time to speak up strongly; we should push for the CoB to have a meaningful say so that this national fund doesn’t become an accountability black box.

[A.S. Ali @EalySaid]

@DiscussingFilm It's a bird, 3 eggs don't mean three fxs

[A.S. Ali @EalySaid]

@TheIcahnist What is now, venture

[Bill Ables, Esq. @lawyer_humor]

There is a disturbing trend of young lawyers trying to be concise.

A 2nd-year drafted an executive summary for a banking client using bullet points and plain English.

She proudly stated that she reduced a 50-page compliance memo into a 2-page brief.

I asked her if she thought the client was paying $950 an hour for brevity.

She muttered something about respecting the CEO's time.

I explained that clients don't pay us to solve their problems quickly.

They pay us to make their problems look so incomprehensible that only we can solve them.

I made her rewrite the summary using dense, impenetrable legalese.

It took her 12 hours to bury the conclusion on page 42.

The client called me the next morning to thank us for our incredibly thorough analysis.

Clarity is a customer service concept.

We are in the business of intellectual intimidation.

[Arram @arram]

What are the best party themes you've seen?

The best party I hosted was called 'Doing It for the Money'

$40 ticket got you $500 monopoly dollars. Whoever had the most money at the end of the night won the prize pool (~$1000?)

People were unbelievably creative....

[Mwenda @MwendaKev]

@amenya_nelson Built in about a week in 2013, this street in Meru Town was one of the first, if not the absolute first, roads to be paved by a county administration in Kenya. It remains in good condition today, though it offers very little in the way of pedestrian walkways.

[Humble Flow @HumbleFlow]

The quickest way to realize we are not as clever as we think is to read someone who lived 200 years ago.

[A.S. Ali @EalySaid]

@VIVIANWERE2 @Gitz__ Ameaua uyu msee

[A.S. Ali @EalySaid]

@3therealchic Io 10 iko sababu iko 10

[A.S. Ali @EalySaid]

@goaldigger_ke @JUSTINKE68 On twitter there are two genders, men and people

[A.S. Ali @EalySaid]

What are you saying? You stopped wanting me after a ring?

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

your mother is a narcissist

your father is emotionally stunted

you’re neurodivergent

& you thought you’d die young, but you didn’t

[Aziz Mire @aziz_mire]

The biggest lie Somalis were taught is that they are only good traders and they can't be manufacturers.

Kikuyus were taught this lie and the whole generation thinks only "deals" can make you rich.