Eames

Forger. You rang?

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The dolt's forgotten his password.

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Oh, @IAmThePointMan, we've notes to exchange. Coffee, darling? Bring a pen. And your brain.

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@paradox_princ why's Saito so concerned, mm? I thought it was a one-off. @AriadneDreaming @IAmThePointMan @YusufChemist

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We've been trapped in limbo. Yet again.

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#RejectedOlympicEvents: the extraction race. Though @CobbExtractor claims to be the best, I wonder if he's the quickest.

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@CallMeSelina oh, so am I. Perhaps for different reasons, but, as always, I digress.

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Or, if you're in need of entertainment, I suggest you watch the latest Batman film. It was brilliant.

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In the meantime, do please sit back and relax. Maybe have a drink - or two.

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My colleagues - @IAmThePointMan, @CobbExtractor, @AriadneDreaming, @YusufChemist, et al, will be returning shortly, as well.

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Hello, all; I'm back for good. Blame Christopher Nolan - it's his bloody birthday, after all.

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As for @CobbExtractor... He is likely off pursuing a dream of his own.

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On another note, @IAmThePointMan has agreed to tweet if he gains five more followers. A relatively simple task.

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I assure you, ladies and gentlemen; none have stranger experiences than I.

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@kaylasilverfoxm quite so. Another tweeter pointed out that it was vaguely reminiscent of "Batman." Sad to say that Batman is fictional.

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@kaylasilverfoxm quite so.

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@mariel_tweets irony? Do explain. Unless, of course, you know of a real vigilante of the sort who battles menacing opponents of his own.

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Do enjoy yourselves. Until next time.

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And with that, I must unfortunately bid you adieu for the evening. My dinner partner is a pretty girl and we've only just started drinks.

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@mariel_tweets Batman is a fictional character, darling.

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@kaylasilverfoxm very good, very good.