Uncle Barfy

And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.

[Uncle Barfy @EanMidwest]

@NRowe89 It took them 11 years

[Uncle Barfy @EanMidwest]

@JordyFX What about my collection of healing crystals

[Uncle Barfy @EanMidwest]

My eyes are almost swollen shut, and I smell like a barnyard. It was a good day

[Uncle Barfy @EanMidwest]

@chelseyanne92 Soooooo I can be sully?

[Uncle Barfy @EanMidwest]

@chelseyanne92 IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS

[Uncle Barfy @EanMidwest]

@JohnMorelandOK when are you playing tonight? I've been waiting to see you since Things I Can't Control came out.

[Uncle Barfy @EanMidwest]

Did I miss the memo for "let's bitch about everything on Thursday?" Whys everyone bein a fucking wiener today?

[Uncle Barfy @EanMidwest]

If you put your ear to the Oval Office door, this is what you'd hear from the other side https://t.co/Ibfiw3CdOd

[Uncle Barfy @EanMidwest]

I shouldn't have made all those gout jokes..

[Uncle Barfy @EanMidwest]

@NRowe89 They were waiting for you to leave

[Uncle Barfy @EanMidwest]

@NRowe89 They fixed the ac

[Punknews @Punknews]

https://t.co/bGLSFiRqFb OFF!: "Blast" (Punknews Exclusive) https://t.co/kqPpsgt2mw

[Uncle Barfy @EanMidwest]

It's so damn nice to finally get out in the river. 2 of the biggest Chanel cats I've ever seen,… https://t.co/Vbjr15W98k

[People's Punk Band @peoplespunkband]

Haven't said this in a while but there's a new PPB album https://t.co/wlzUNed4bI And you can have it free...or throw us some bones!

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

The force: every bit as real as your dumb religion.

#MayThe4thbewithyou

Eat arbys

[Uncle Barfy @EanMidwest]

Bacon is the Beatles of meat. Might've been good at first then the other meat showed up.

[Uncle Barfy @EanMidwest]

@lyndseykuntz @kdonley9 That's pretty fucking good 😂

[Uncle Barfy @EanMidwest]

@lyndseykuntz @kdonley9 Did he seriously call himself that?!

[Uncle Barfy @EanMidwest]

@ginganinja05 All that spinning would make me sick

[Uncle Barfy @EanMidwest]

So if I ever broke into a house, with my luck the homeowner would have a machete instead of a gun #latenightthoughts