Eardrum

Eh?

[Eardrum @Eardrum]

I don't know what I want anymore. First I want a kiss and then I want it all.

[Eardrum @Eardrum]

Since you've left me babe, it's been a long way down.

[Eardrum @Eardrum]

Wanted to be sure we want the same thing.

[Eardrum @Eardrum]

When something slips through your fingers, you know how precious it is.

[Eardrum @Eardrum]

I'd beg for some forgiveness but begging's not my business.

[Eardrum @Eardrum]

I don't want to be on my own. I need a home, I need a home.

[Eardrum @Eardrum]

We just have to face it. This time we're through.

[Eardrum @Eardrum]

Oh no, not me. I never lost control.

[Eardrum @Eardrum]

I have a shield. Nothing can be revealed.

[Eardrum @Eardrum]

IN A PUB.

'As soon as he mentioned Charles Manson, it was time to leave.'

[Eardrum @Eardrum]

I think @piersmorgan should have @BarristerSecret as his next guest on Serial Killer ITV.

[Titania McGrath @TitaniaMcGrath]

Gender is a destructive social construct, and the best way to prove this is to construct as many new genders as possible.

[Eardrum @Eardrum]

.@JonathanPieNews is the Wittgenstein of our times. Pass it on.

[Joanna Hardy-Susskind @Joanna__Hardy]

It would be fantastically British to revoke A50, put the kettle on, apologise to our neighbours for all of the fuss and then vow to never speak of this embarrassment again (except when someone gets drunk at Christmas) 🇬🇧 🇪🇺

[WryBry @WryBry]

Shout out to people who need but refuse to buy hearing aids.

[Isabel Oakeshott @IsabelOakeshott]

On this basis, elderly commentators like you should be replaced by teenage bloggers to prevent the wisdom of age drowning out the naïveté of youth.

[Eardrum @Eardrum]

IN A COFFEE SHOP

"It's not my cup of tea."

[Eardrum @Eardrum]

@TitaniaMcGrath Thanks for the heads up. Helpful.

[Sky News Australia @SkyNewsAust]

Peta Credlin on the Brexit deal:

There's a saying in politics that things are rarely as bad, or as good as they seem. And it's usually true, but this Brexit fiasco is about as bad as it gets.

MORE: https://t.co/MkHNoJmD88 #Credlin

[Eardrum @Eardrum]

Watching #Bandersnatch again. Lost the plot.