Earth (Sol 3) Report

Watching and reporting on the final days of a doomed backwater planet full of squabbling primitives

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Time index: Marker One.

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You stupid bastards. You stupid, stupid bastards. #humans

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This can only end well http://t.co/0qskeLCTgN #sarcasm

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*report 3* Have found something called the 'Westboro Baptist Church'. They appear to have come about as a result of inbreeding *end report*

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Little do they know he will be the death of them all #pope

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They've killed one of our agents http://t.co/EswPukCeZB

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They actually think this is all important #conclave

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**additional 2** They do produce some nice art however. Could be useful for physical visualisation of other lower realities.

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Suggest cordoning off any consciousness that survives, from the rest of us, as it would be more of a hindrance **end report 2**

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They completely miss the point, & suffer from a dangerous (to them) narcissism. Though they pose no threat to our (or anyone elses') planes

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**Report 2 to Epsilon base** A lot of the hostility between Humans seems to be caused by deities that exist completely in their imagination

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Let's fire another warning shot http://t.co/rrBBzG8xKV #asteroid

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Well done, America http://t.co/TyDB6CqROO #startoftheend #guns

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Humans campaign to remove the 'R' word from their language. An idea that in itself is retarded #retarded #retard http://t.co/y5WU7u08Bi

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BREAKING: Humans who have NO imperfections whatsoever judge female Human http://t.co/pgaxTBU5B1

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American Humans still producing spastics http://t.co/I9I6uz6cIe

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It might crash. It might not. Let's all watch: http://t.co/sNprUu88dK #illinois #plane

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Beliebers found to be psychotic cunts http://t.co/dxzg8f34cB #beliebers

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Human chief wizard.... sorry, cardinal, 'fails' 'expectations' of fictional deity http://t.co/c3w34m0jFm

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@charliesheen for Pope