Craig Young

screenwriter, bass slapper, pinball wizzer

[Craig Young @EarthPickle]

@gearboxOfficial Love #Borderlands3, but your online store is the absolute WORST. Been waiting since Nov. 29th for my order just to leave the store ...zero response to multiple emails. Save your money this holiday season, your friends and family will be disappointed.

[Craig Young @EarthPickle]

@hydroottawa Mitch Owens road, east of Bank st. is still out.

[Jam Filled @JamFilledStudio]

This Board Meeting quickly went to the dogs. #JamFam #StudioLife #BoneToPick

[Karma Games @karma__games]

Clans of Caledonia: A Game about Whisky, Trade, and Glory.
Live on @Kickstarter! https://t.co/zRrPdpj0JJ

[Craig Young @EarthPickle]

Thanks for covering our story @jpeterrobb! https://t.co/fQKwJ3Qb1u #DaytimeTelevision #DaytimeEmmys @gurustudio @netflix @DaytimeEmmys

[Craig Young @EarthPickle]

Congrats to our fellow Emmy nominees on Justin Time GO! Celebrating with my ❤️ in 🇲🇽 #DaytimeEmmys #gurustudio #Netflix #justintimefortacos

[Craig Young @EarthPickle]

Tonight is Nutsointhebuttso 🥜➡️���@HouseofTarg #TARGhighscore #Metallica #sternpinball #metallicapinball

[Craig Young @EarthPickle]

#TARGhighscore @HouseofTarg #iwizzedonmyownballs

[Craig Young @EarthPickle]

#TARGhighscore @HouseofTarg #specialwhenlit

[Craig Young @EarthPickle]

Not bragging, but the worst thing I ever peed on was a Jos. Louis. #peeotus

[Craig Young @EarthPickle]

Dreamt Charlie (our dog) was frying up eggs for God. Sure, they were covered in hair & turds, but MAN they were fluffy. #godeatdogworld

[Craig Young @EarthPickle]

@PnPCBC I just farted in a box. A box of double baked pita crunchies. Yup, I still sound smarter than Trump. #pnpcbc #debatenight #hotboxing

[Craig Young @EarthPickle]

Watching #piratemetal @HouseofTarg . Your night is invalid. #yarrrrmakinmedeaf

[Craig Young @EarthPickle]

If my butthole had eyebrows, they'd be in a perpetual state of surprise. #startledmyself #motordread #hawkwind

[Ottawa Life Magazine @ottawalifers]

Happy birthday @HouseofTarg. Here's to many more years of pinball, perogies and parties! https://t.co/NrPAQ0ZDW6

[Craig Young @EarthPickle]

I poop WAY too much before a flight. #pilehighclub #itsabirditsaplane #nopeitsjustmypoop

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

@HouseofTarg Sorry I couldn’t drop by in person, but I LOVED the perogies - thanks so much for sending them over!