I've been breaking open old smoke detectors and eating what's inside in hopes of gaining mutant powers.
Only powers i have so far are coughing up blood and having my skin fall off in large patches. I'm sure in close to getting the ability to fly.
everyone is see getting the subway glizzy is fucking up hard and getting all the toppings like it's a regular sandwich
like why the FUCK you are putting lettuce on a hotdog