Eastenders

All the latest info from the strangely poular #Eastenders television soap. Providing the same old storyline every week so you go slowly insane.

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Are you enjoying tonight's #Eastenders?

Don't bother letting us know. We couldn't care less.

Same old guff next week too you lucky people.

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Here's a sneak peek of the Script Producer hard at work writing the story-line for next week's #Eastenders.

#NoClue

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Did you miss tonight's #Eastenders?

Don't worry. It was the same old mundane drivel we usually pedal on you, and it was truly truly awful.

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Just when you thought #Eastenders couldn't possibly get any more annoying we've hired Danny Dyer. #HittingRockBottom

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Tonight on #Eastenders

Someone has an argument. Someone gets bad news. Someone has one of those boring 'Filler' storylines. #SameOldSameOld

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Tonight on #Eastenders

Sharon's transformation into Miss Piggy is completed, and her storylines become even more irritating.

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Revolutionary new story line next week on #Eastenders.

Lol. Jokes. Same old sh*t as usual.

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Tomorrow on #Eastenders:

We re-use a story for the 24th time because we're incapable of writing new ones, Maybe an affair or something???

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Tonight on Eastenders:

Someone overhears a converation they weren't supposed to hear.

Mimi Keene tries her hardest at acting.
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