Morris

I'm a small dog living in Walthamstow. Don't mess with me.

[Morris @EastEndMorris]

@neostower @StowDiary @ShaunCHill @TheCollabLondon I’m in da pub ordering beer for my dads

[Morris @EastEndMorris]

@oslosworld You need to train dem humans betta. #Oris

[Morris @EastEndMorris]

Hello sailor

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In the pub with my best mate, Cleo

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Alright lads, I'm at a disco.

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Having a little snooze with Aunty Liv.

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@neostower they won't let me watch because I bark at the TV. @ITV @MPSWForest

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Draw me like one of your French girls

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I do love a good hospital drama #supervet

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I call this my Moztache. I am hipster dog

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Pint of pale and a packet of scratchings please

[Morris @EastEndMorris]

Carrying these enormous ears around all day is hard work. Makes me sleepy.

[Morris @EastEndMorris]

Do this to me again and I will end you

[Morris @EastEndMorris]

I've had a very long day, but don't be mistaken, I am not asleep, I'm just resting my eyes

[Morris @EastEndMorris]

I twisted my ankle today. They've given me loads of attention since I did it. Wonder how long I can milk this for?

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Today I am mainly ignoring everything he says, which apparently makes me a fur faced dick head. #bothered #woof

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It's probably best that you don't ask where my head is

[Morris @EastEndMorris]

See this stick? I fetched it for you, now show me the biscuits

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I'm a knob head because we're supposed to be walking, and all I want to do is lie down and wave my legs around

[Morris @EastEndMorris]

I've been to a festival today. Lads, I was off my tits! #WalthamstowGardenParty