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WE BEAT THE BEES!! 🐝🚒 | ISTJ | Lawful good | Analyzer | She/her | #TeamNightShift || pfp by @911frogs

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@hollanovficfind “the hand on the back of your neck” by Anonymous (the one who wrote “the cockroach of your heart”).

https://t.co/KLZcuu2IT9

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@fallingflxwer Dour research indeed.

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@beefdogcoffee They are not, unfortunately, hearing themselves.

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@spookybuckley https://t.co/pd1yZmSVgG

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@lint_bug @nhlsinead I LOVE when people say women are only fans of hockey bc the players are hot. Sir, you can’t even see their faces 95% of the time! Or their bodies at all bc of all the gear! What are you TALKING about??? Sir, are YOU only watching bc you think they’re hot??

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@wwxwashere Someone please put the children to bed. They’re up past their bedtime and making a mess.

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@moonshelfstar I love being 75% of the way into a fic I’m really enjoying and suddenly saying, I NEED A NEW FIC RIGHT NOW. And then going and reading a different fic before I finish that last 25%. Sometimes I end up with a nesting doll of fics that I eventually need to read my way out of.

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@jurismoira @mickeysmyheart Omg 🥺🥹

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@RetrievingBucks

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@trendsryder I liked it ☹️ I still think about it! Sigh.

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@MichaelaWr74503 Yeah that’s all. “Ilya was wearing shorts, and a shirt that was covered in palm trees because he’d thought it would be funny. Now he felt like a fucking idiot.”

I think it’s understandable in the context of the show, too—he’s in Tampa, so he wore palm trees. 🌴

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@blushingshse Bookmarks are strictly for fics I loved and think I will want to read again. Mark For Later is tbr.

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@greyohmedia02 Down absolutely horrendous from the word “Canada’s”

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@ravibuckleydiaz 😭

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@bewildered_bi Those three dots on “I think I’m good” are SO LOUD 😂 This is hilarious.

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@eviltimminear 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@911TVNEWS Although, I’m questioning whether or not our firefighters would know “0100” (or 0200 (rape)). We’ll just assume Ryan is particularly attentive!

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@911TVNEWS PLEASE know that most of us are not that fucking stupid! 💀

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@ravibuckleydiaz If you watch it without sound, it 100% has “we’re gonna kiss” vibes.

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@nicolefshirman Was walking around work the other day and realized I was singing O Canada under my breath. This is absolutely how I learned it lollll.