"Well there we are," says Bridget Phillipson, clutching her pearls about Nigel Farage's £5 million donation like she's the moral arbiter of British politics.
Oh, sweetheart. Sit down. Let me explain this slowly, using small words so you understand.
You want to talk about "sleaze" and people who think "the rules don't apply to them"? Let's take a little trip down memory lane to your own backyard, shall we?
The Wearside Women in Need "Administrative Error"
Your mother, Clare Phillipson, ran a domestic violence charity, Wearside Women in Need. How noble. How virtuous. How... convenient that allegations of financial mismanagement, missing charity accounts, and fraudulent use of £728,000 in government grants somehow never resulted in charges.
The accounts went missing. The funding was questionable. And yet miraculously no prosecution. Just a quiet retirement. How very fortunate for the Phillipson family.
And you, Bridget, you worked for your mother at this charity. You built your "working-class" credentials on this foundation. Tell us, did you notice anything irregular while you were there?
Just weeks ago, Labour MP Karl Turner announced he is suing his own party over "hostile briefings and smears" about his mental health. His crime? Questioning whether Morgan McSweeney's phone was really "stolen" (the same phone containing messages about Lord Mandelson's Epstein connections). For this, Starmer stripped him of the whip. Then No 10 allegedly weaponized Turner's mental health history to silence him. This is the "decency" Bridget lectures from.
But please, Bridget, lecture us more about "sleaze."