Melissa Casey

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

“Why is this all new to you?"

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[Melissa Casey @EatAMuffinADay]

D.C.’s mayor makes a big show of painting ‘Black Lives Matter’ on a city street https://t.co/RvQsSXZ3rg

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@SusanTriemert @adamm0rgan Ahh yes, and I would be there and all would be well 😊

[Melissa Casey @EatAMuffinADay]

I've found the silver lining from all the bad dating experiences post divorce. These shows I'm watching are funnier because I understand.
#BetterThingsFX

[Melissa Casey @EatAMuffinADay]

When I was working, 10:30 am came too fast. Now that I'm unemployed, I'm bright eyed and bushy tailed at 7am. Go figure.

[Melissa Casey @EatAMuffinADay]

@SusanTriemert So THAT'S what you've been working on this whole time! That is SO COOL! 🐇😎🔥

[Melissa Casey @EatAMuffinADay]

Every morning I get up and check my bank account so I know exactly how shitty to feel that day. Waiting on tax refund/unemployment/stimulus check. Today my mom gave me $50. Woo hoo, it's gonna be a good day!

[Melissa Casey @EatAMuffinADay]

@newwarden @lildickytweets @hulu @Nick_Offerman I'm getting into this Devs show...I didn't understand your tweet at first, well I still don't, so nevermind

[Melissa Casey @EatAMuffinADay]

@BizzaroKalie here, last social media platform of the day! 😂

[Melissa Casey @EatAMuffinADay]

My mom is not taking this quarantine very seriously. She's working from home, but she's still wearing jeans and makeup every day, and she's still waiting until 5pm to start drinking. #youredoingitwrong
#howdoiquarantine
#imnotmakingthisup

[Melissa Casey @EatAMuffinADay]

I've come to the conclusion that I should just leave my phone plugged in. #QuarantineLife

[Melissa Casey @EatAMuffinADay]

See this is a real thing, I'm not kidding! #someonegetmeadog https://t.co/YsgwAcejxw

[Melissa Casey @EatAMuffinADay]

#dogsarepeopletoo
#bestfriends
#dogsoftwitter

[Melissa Casey @EatAMuffinADay]

This may be the ONLY time it is acceptable to give a puppy as a gift.
#someonegetmeadog

[Melissa Casey @EatAMuffinADay]

How to Help MSP Restaurants + Workers https://t.co/3pqpnHL1T9

[Melissa Casey @EatAMuffinADay]

@jimmyfallon This was the highlight of my day. Thank you to your whole family for putting together a great show. My favorite part: Jimmy eats soda bread. I vote for a soda bread segment each night.

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

The Tonight Show: At Home Edition (The First One) https://t.co/czkINMslMh

[Melissa Casey @EatAMuffinADay]

I've always enjoyed being an introvert, but this isn't fun anymore.

[Melissa Casey @EatAMuffinADay]

I used ONE square of #toiletpaper to blot my lipstick this morning. I feel like that was a huge mistake.

[Melissa Casey @EatAMuffinADay]

Also, I have a really cool idea for @Google. With whom do I speak to get this thing started?