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AAAHHH, HELP! I'M STUCK IN AN ORGANIC, LEGUME CASING!

Well, that's me in a nutshell.

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@DeanDobbs Dean Dobbs pledges to mount Rushmore the dry skin on the heel of his foot (4K)

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@s8n Theres no better reasons to devote your life and decisions to something than hedging your bets

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@Mofoman360 Nothing says patriot like attacking a 2 police officers, and the moving to Dubai.

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@Anniesomeone1 A lobotomy of reform voters?

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@Keir_Starmer We have enough houses, the issue is WHO owns them. You can't expect a decent housing market when there are landlords who own 10+ properties. Limit each family to 2 houses, fix the problem.

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Was just watching this @StephenTries video and realised this scene looked like Harry Potter and Hagrid at the Hogwarts Reunion do. @willne @GongWe

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@Nissan Today I called into the customer service line with some questions about the installments on my Nissan Leaf. I was passed onto Craig, who was hands-down the most helpful and friendly call handler I've ever come across on any service. #GiveCraigARaise

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@iamtomskinner Spreading positivity isn't condusive with illegally deporting people for not being white Tom. You're much better than supporting a fascist, or at least you come across as better than that.

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So fed up of discussion on winter fuel payments and the triple lock when young people are sinking. Young teachers are being laid off without pay, young doctors are paid peanuts, housing is a pipedream. STOP PRIORITISING THE ELDERLY OVER EVERYONE ELSE, THEY MADE THEIR BED. #PMQs

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Ncuti Gatwa was such a fantastic doctor. Real shame that he's gone, I was building such a raport with his character. #DoctorWho

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@justdave89now Crying over men with makeup, expecting young people to pay for their heating.

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@TedUrchin God imagine if we could be a part of a big alliance made up of European nations that would make trade, travel and defense really easy.

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@BTFC Wait so did we win the league? The table online isn't refreshing

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@Greytaitai @AndyAgfitness @Tesco My god mate. Grovelling for the super rich like this is pathetic. If I were a millionaire, I'd pay the painter.

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Fucking hell that first #BlackMirror episode is sad. And I really don't think it's that unrealistic. Don't put it past the rich to be that evil.

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Badenoch saying she doesn't agree with making people poorer is like a fish saying it doesn't agree with swimming, or being wet. Or being a fish. #PMQs

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Well, fair is fair, Badenoch is right about schools. Teachers WILL be made redundant due to the unfunded pay rises. The Tories were much worse for education, but the budget must address this. Starmer cannot bury his head on this one #PMQ

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@mbalis_bakery A new FPS with 'dynamic map features', like giant falling rock.

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@natemcgrady It's used to provide a place to put a towel directly on a heating element. When John Towel was drying his cloth, he realised that it would shrink where it made contact with the metal rod used to hold it over a flame pit. He wrote to Matthew Cloth, and the change was made.

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@jayforeman Map men live?