Eat Salt

Lover of good, fighting evil in the world through saltiness.

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@joncoopertweets Well, he cheated on his wife, just like dad. Makes deals with questionable characters, just like dad. So why not think he can run the country with no experience - just like dad?

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@LindseyGrahamSC Little Lyin’ Lindsey. Shame, shame, shame!

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@nytimes There is corruption at all levels in American society and only gets worse as it heads towards the Oval Office. The 2016 election cost $6.5 billion dollars. That’s the amount we know about. How much more was spent behind the scenes?

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I don’t know which is worse... the fact my teenager lies or the fact they are so bad at it?

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@washingtonpost OMG, something I can actually agree with the president! That is until this afternoon when a Republican disagrees with the change (because their grandparents had daylight savings time) at which point Trump will deny supporting it.

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@komonews Shouldn’t something like that a have an escort vehicle and a copilot?

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

Hey, just a reminder that we've spent $6 trillion dollars on the "War on Terror", which averages to A BILLION DOLLARS A DAY since 9/11.

Imagine pumping A BILLION DOLLARS A DAY into schools, healthcare, infrastructure, and small businesses for the last 18 years.

What a waste.

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@kylegriffin1 I will say one thing about republicans: they are a stupidly loyal bunch.

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Dear @netflix, please stop producing crappy content. I’d rather 100 good options than 1,000 bad.

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@realDonaldTrump This would indicate you know THE report is imminent.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Although there are many amazing Democrats running for president, I think a @JoeBiden/@KamalaHarris ticket would defeat Trump easily. And if Biden pledges to serve only one term, we'd likely have our first female president in 2024. RT if that sounds good to you.
#BidenHarris2020

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@LindseyGrahamSC Last week it was Korea. Before that, Iran. What else is on your “Dartboard of Death”?

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@ABC Clever girl...

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@nachosarah The sheeple made her rich. Well, richer than she was. Good for her. Kanye is probably thinking he picked the wrong sister.

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@LindseyGrahamSC @realDonaldTrump Funny, I didn’t hear anything about a crisis at the border last week.

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@IvankaTrump Will you be changing your name from Trump to Kushner when you run for president? Oh, that’s right, you are still a Trump. Trumps are cheaters and liars and you won’t have a hope in hell of stepping anywhere near the White House again.

[Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell]

It is long past time to take an MRI to the organ & tissue of the Trump Organization. That work begins now. A corrupted President cannot lead the greatest country in the world.

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@Kokomothegreat Is it just me or is Trump’s appearance morphing into Regis?