Delivery Dan

always too much and never not enough

[Delivery Dan @EatSand321]

Long time listener here. First time caller. Big big fan.

[Delivery Dan @EatSand321]

Love Always Dies

[Delivery Dan @EatSand321]

Talking about not saying something is saying something.

[Delivery Dan @EatSand321]

Stop saying “lore” shut up

[Delivery Dan @EatSand321]

Never the same but different is ok

[Delivery Dan @EatSand321]

Thumbs up emojis are passive aggressive

[Delivery Dan @EatSand321]

Apparently even if you agree with a woman who is belittling the general population of men, you are still going to personally be belittled. #winwinwin. Thank you for that

[Delivery Dan @EatSand321]

Cheering your child on to deficate while driving is aggressive.

You really do give a lot up when you have kids.

[Delivery Dan @EatSand321]

She saw the deeper side
The kinder side
The realest side

I didn’t want to say
But I jus know that
It’s alright

[Delivery Dan @EatSand321]

Every time I go to ask for help I delete the message/ call

[Delivery Dan @EatSand321]

Silence has a noise

[Delivery Dan @EatSand321]

Record. Slept 14 hrs

[Delivery Dan @EatSand321]

This was the not have anything I was asking for years ago. I’ll take it when ever

[Delivery Dan @EatSand321]

Next time I make a chili I’m using dark chocolate mustard and Louisiana seeet hot sauce. Absolutely marvelous

[dua lipa pics @lipapictures]

just dua lipa chilling on the car

[Delivery Dan @EatSand321]

I need to find people that fit my sleep schedule

[Delivery Dan @EatSand321]

Thoughts on replay. Replayed the replay.

[Delivery Dan @EatSand321]

I’m about to go to a furniture store with a homie and act like a couple just so I can go take a nap. Diabolical

[Delivery Dan @EatSand321]

Your ears ring for a reason. That’s why they aren’t honest and treated fake. Aw poor them

[Delivery Dan @EatSand321]

Life gets dark like reposado
Like life get dark bro
Limo with a cane bit
Slide them the blanco
😳

[Delivery Dan @EatSand321]

My 11:11 wishes have always turned on me