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@dramageauxt @HeartofKhaddish Considering the amount of dehydration seeping from your disgustingly large pores that hashtag isn't surprising

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I didn't think I could actually crack a smile at something that stupid, yet here I am.

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If my skin wasn't naturally absolutely flawless I'd probably be spending thousands on anti-wrinkle creams due to his comments alone.

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I cringe every single time he calls me "babe." Please. Your desperation is showing from here and you're on the other side of town.

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@gym_snake Of course I am, I don't need you telling me that.

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People talk more then they should.

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if you're going to tell me the tightness of my skirt is indecent please make sure to not do so after staring at my ass for 10 minutes

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It's almost cute when people approach you like they know you. Have we met? No? Didn't think so.

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new shoes always perk up my mood especially when they're $1200 and someone else pays for them