Brien 🪔🇩🇪🏴‍☠️🇺🇸

Futures trader - Sophophilic - Synesthete

[Brien 🪔🇩🇪🏴‍☠️🇺🇸 @EatTheta]

True story.

[Brien 🪔🇩🇪🏴‍☠️🇺🇸 @EatTheta]

French people really know how to protest.

[Brien 🪔🇩🇪🏴‍☠️🇺🇸 @EatTheta]

Anyone want to do a prop bet on if big T has his position on for the fed announcement or not? Just kidding, of course he has it on or will 30 secs before show time.

[Brien 🪔🇩🇪🏴‍☠️🇺🇸 @EatTheta]

@PatternProfits ES stats

[Brien 🪔🇩🇪🏴‍☠️🇺🇸 @EatTheta]

@jedimarkus77 Hopefully it doesn't suck. 1st was a work of beauty.

[Brien 🪔🇩🇪🏴‍☠️🇺🇸 @EatTheta]

This year’s PSA: that trading app on your phone isn’t secure. Seriously. Use at your own risk.

[Brien 🪔🇩🇪🏴‍☠️🇺🇸 @EatTheta]

Most people do not pay attention to security risks until something gets buggered.

[Brien 🪔🇩🇪🏴‍☠️🇺🇸 @EatTheta]

Your home wifi may not be safe. Take this seriously.
https://t.co/gd8pas7yfe

[Brien 🪔🇩🇪🏴‍☠️🇺🇸 @EatTheta]

Y'all. The ES money shifted to London trading hours. Some are beating themselves up trying to insist on trading like they used to. Adapt.

[Brien 🪔🇩🇪🏴‍☠️🇺🇸 @EatTheta]

The My Pillow guy needs to get out of his echo chamber. Idiot

https://t.co/eUQH4QFvuM

[Brien 🪔🇩🇪🏴‍☠️🇺🇸 @EatTheta]

@mark_dow Such a beautiful surfer doggo.

[Brien 🪔🇩🇪🏴‍☠️🇺🇸 @EatTheta]

@mark_dow Aside from the emotionalism, the first income tax was established in 1861 to pay for the civil war.

[Brien 🪔🇩🇪🏴‍☠️🇺🇸 @EatTheta]

@hmeisler ha

[Brien 🪔🇩🇪🏴‍☠️🇺🇸 @EatTheta]

@Amena__Bakr It doesn't make sense outside of political expediency.

[Brien 🪔🇩🇪🏴‍☠️🇺🇸 @EatTheta]

@LongTplexTrader It also highlights your relationship with your kiddos. Good job.

[Brien 🪔🇩🇪🏴‍☠️🇺🇸 @EatTheta]

@mark_dow What? Where is this at?

[Brien 🪔🇩🇪🏴‍☠️🇺🇸 @EatTheta]

I once celebrated Christmas with a family in the Bahamas. There was a lady there who was playing with the dogs in the floor. Another lady there kind of kept to herself. I found out later that it was Donna Brazile and Hilary Clinton's campaign manager. True story.

[Brien 🪔🇩🇪🏴‍☠️🇺🇸 @EatTheta]

Most people can't handle volatility. Probably best to take this next week off.

[Brien 🪔🇩🇪🏴‍☠️🇺🇸 @EatTheta]

@mark_dow Is this another one of yours? Gorgeous

[Brien 🪔🇩🇪🏴‍☠️🇺🇸 @EatTheta]

@jedimarkus77 And the judge will be…a scrotum?