John William Breitzman

I have faith I am finding the audience I seek

[John William Breitzman @EatThisLLC]

Wanted to put both playlists in one post and pin it, so as they don’t get lost

Twitter Playlist https://t.co/QjgITOVt8N via @YouTube

Twitter Playlist B Side
https://t.co/Vh26K79NyL

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Happy Independence Day everyone

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Never Give Up ✨

these Ghetto Kids are fighting back against the Evil Hughs ! !

this hit just drop 🔥✨🔥✨🔥

🤩🤩🤩
One Day Kids Africa ( Official Audio ) https://t.co/iLPejR9w3y

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@vtechnoi @hughlaurie Can I get in on that ?

those cracker ass crackers would call this offensively informed 😜 I suspect

I bet you my diagnosis is correct🕺🪩

Kidney stones and a spreading infection in my bladder 🤷‍♂️

That twat Ryan thinks I have MS too…🫣

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@JLo bitch take the pink pill
instead of the blue pill

— fuck 😩🤷‍♂️😆

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@RealHughJackman @BethLewisFIT sounds like the Amistad in your gym, Hugh😜isn’t that the name of you and Ryan’s sailboat?🤷‍♂️

did you put those chains on the necks of the Ghetto Kids🤬—you bastard?!

stop feeding them the crackers!
what have you done to Shakira?
😩🐺🐾

someone please help me save them!!
🧌🫦✨

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curly today ✨

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@hughlaurie i’ve been working on my cornbread recipe…✨

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curly today ✨

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@DUALIPA Do you ❤️ this song ?

it’s named Caste

https://t.co/esMsuuv6L9

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I truly hope I survive social media engagement with world famous musicians and actors

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@JLo bitch yo 🤷‍♂️

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@Metallica I miss Ori, Clary and Tommy 🫣

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I truly hope I survive social media engagement with world famous musicians and actors

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I told Lindsey she couldn’t watch this until my funeral 😆 no reason not to share it now

John Breitzman, a Retrospective : 2005 - 2018 https://t.co/cf3irRqNhO

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I forgive you all

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@DUALIPA try not to let yourselves go 🤣
— now that you’re both taken 🤷‍♂️

yanno

Keep it tight 😆

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I forgive you all

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@Cristin__black looks better off you😍🖤🖤

Kristi i finally got Brave Enough 🤣
to post my hot cock online😆🥖✨

should I have gone with more helmet or more foreskin ? 🤷‍♂️

the foreskin gets the kinky fairies hot for docking 😂

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@DannyDeVito my king🧌👑
i plan to blend all the face creams all the musician/moguls I follow sell into one super balm…

and rub it on my dick

—to see if it cures my rancid 1/2 dead cock the way it fixes Jenny’s elderly wrinkled face🫶😆 and makes her look 25 🤣

The Young Prince Rises🧌🫦

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I bet some penicillin would help…